President Election 2004: An "Unfathomable" Victory for the Incumbent (more Cluelessness in print)

The Simon ^ | 03 November 2004 | Matt Hutaff

[Lorianne]

We need to collect all these type articles into one big STILL CLUELESS file for posterity.

[GiveEmDubya]

Denial.

[GnL]

Hahahahahaha! Go to New Zealand. Goodbye, and good riddance.

[Pearls Before Swine]

...the end of same-sex marriage overwhelms the mind..

Ohhh the horror!

[Darkwolf377]

Don't go away mad, just go away!

[edwin hubble]

"We need to collect all these type articles into one big STILL CLUELESS file for posterity."

And hold them to their promises to leave the country (like Alec Baldwin in 2000.)

[GW and Twins Pawpaw]

I'd sure like to know where His Majesty resides so that I might help him thisweekend pack for his journey to some place other than here!!!!:-)

[Russ]

"I'll move to New Zealand"

BYE BYE!!

The battlefield of politics is strewn with the bodies of liberals who misunderestimated George W. Bush. Here is one more...

[Maceman]

Either I have gone mad or I live in a country literally overrun by idiots

I'll go with the former.

[GSlob]

Nope. In Ragnarok Fenris the Wolf would bite him on his derriere even in New Zealand. It was supposed to be an universal Ragnarok.

[M Kehoe]

Hey Matt! You can go down to the local Wal-Mart and buy a clue. They're cheap, and you won't have to think for yourself.

5.56mm

[CR]

That's what I love about the Left...they're such graceful losers.

[TheBigB]

Tolerance! :^)

[Socratic]

"How else do I explain the ferocity with which yesterday's election was fought, even with the outcome almost supernaturally pre-ordained?"

Perhaps you're just an idiot. Why don't you go check with your mother.

[hosepipe]

"..it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."- Macbeth

[bobo1]

Are these the people that the Prez needs to reach out to?

The country is divided. It is socialist swine like these that are doing it.

Doubt New Zeland would take him. Cuba would be more appropriate.

Blessings, Bobo

[onja]

Is this a satire? Calling the Conservative South hillbillies and rednecks ruining the country.

[freedumb2003]

Don't go away mad, just go away!

With an Opus like that? Hey, go away mad -- but REALLY go away OK?

[NCPAC]

Ol' Matt's right about one thing, though. The timing is perfect for the Right to destroy the left in this country. It's a "use the tools of power to crush your enemy" kinda thing.

[valkyrieanne]

Note to author: Move to NZ - hope you like their tax rates. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.