Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"

So. Florida.com ^ | 11-4-04

[mrfixit514]

Hey Moby, don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!

[FairWitness]

"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us?

How about we just let states operate as intended under our Constitution, without the Federal government trying to control everything?

[Jackknife]

I'd LOVE to see him bump into these two REAL musicians!

[anonsquared]

Actually, it comes down to those with boats on both coasts and Chicago who think they can flee the chaos they've created and the rest of us who know we have to live with the consequences of our actions and our choices.

[IMSORRY]

Don't know how you would divide this up

http://www.fraudfactor.com/ffhumor14.html

[weegee]

The left doesn't want to trade with us. Found on another (apolitical blog/message system):

F**k yes. F**K YEAH!

¡Hasta Siempre, Commandante!

Oh here Jennifer, I wrote a sign for your store window:

"Yeah I'll take your f**kin money, but I know you voted for that s**t head so get what you need and get the f**k out!"

You likee?

Intolerance. Liberal bigots are among the worst.

[Darkwolf377]

The political "thoughts" of Moby--these are somehow significant to Rolling Stone readers, at least until the next interview with that intellectual Cameron Diaz.

[MizSterious]

Or just put them all on an island, and call it Dumbassistan.

[Uncle Vlad]

Let's split Moby in to three pieces.

I'm all for that, but what would we name the pieces?

[King Prout]

do they not understand the following simple fact?

"we grow the food you eat"

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?

... or, alternately: you and your fellow oxygen thieves could all simply pack up and move here:

Just a thought, mind. :)

[Musket]

Hey Moby, no need to split things up. You just stay in your part and keep your mouth shut and everything will be fine.

[weegee]

Good site. They were among the high profile groups who went out to counterprotest the antiAmerican War movement.

They had such signs that the left couldn't realize that they were conservative ("War never solved anything... except slavery, the holocaust, communism.")

[datura]

Note to the Left: We farm, you eat. Any questions?

Good, now STFU before we decide to stop feeding you. (It really is too bad that we sell them food.)

[luv2ndamend]

I think you would alienate alot of W voters.

[weegee]

Moby found mainstream American fame selling his songs for tv commercials.

Anyone have a list of his current SPONSORS?

I smell a boycott.

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

All Your Tax Base Are Belong To Us.

[Arkinsaw]

I suggest instead, AMERICA, The Union of Union Unions (NEast) and "Prance" (Ca, Or, And Wa)

Prance.....LOL..........Prance.........LOL........Prance.....ROFLOL......Hey honey, look at this.....Prance!

[Hot Tabasco]

Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us?

Why yes, Moby, we would..For that I give you California. Now call out all your bretheren and get the hell out of the RED!!!

[kempster]

Bob Bechtel a democrat strategist said the southern states should secede and form their own country.


He says that because he knows this is no passing fancy and his party will have to deal with it for years to come.