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Posted on 11/09/2004 6:20:33 AM PST by bedolido
There are strong differences of opinion between Israel and the Palestinian Authority about where Yasser Arafat should be buried. Let me make a modest proposal.
But before I make my suggestion, a little history is in order. On October 7, 1985 as 69 year old disabled Leon Klinghoffer sat in his wheelchair aboard the Achilles Lauro cruise ship, four Palestinian terrorists shot then threw him overboard while his wife watched in horror. Leon and Marilyn Klinghoffer, American Jews, had been celebrating their wedding anniversary by taking this cruise.
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Embalm, cremate, bury. Take no chances. Udder en dat, all my ideas involve meat grinders and swine.
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Thanks.
I am a zionist too lol
Napalm works better than nets!
GRIND FINE WITH SOME SWINE AND SPREAD ON A ........
Grind him into slop and feed him to the pigs. Although that would be really cruel to the pigs.
When it's officially announced they're going to riot.
Deserves to be buried alongside Goering, Himmler,etc.
How about in Michael Moore's back yard?
If they're smart, the Palikazis will 'Joe Hill' him.
We dig a deep hole close to Gaza and top it with a four-place latrine. All of Israel will then be invited to a very heavy dinner, after which, they can all pay $1 for the privledge of using this new facility. The proceeds will go to the victims of Palestinian terrorism.
When all Israeli's have had their go, we pump a mixture of bacon grease and gasoline into the hole and ignite it with a flamethrower. When the bonfire has finally burned out four days later, the ashes are to be removed and sold at public auction as an additive to kitty litter.
Finally, the "Palestinians" will get their new country, along the French Riviera, where they will be denied the basic right to wear a too-tight headscarf and be forced to live on snails and bad cabernet, while they work in menial jobs to keep French truck drivers retired and pensioned at the age of 35.
I think using up all the land it takes to bury remains in the traditional way has gotten to be anachronistic, overall. There are too many people in the world. Using up all the land this takes, just for dead bodies is getting to be a travesty.
Just so y'all know, I DO NOT support YA, or the PLO, or Hamas or any of those other 'kazi butchers. My comment was merely a serious consideration of the original question asked, and a plausible plan that the PLO might undertake--one which the Israelis would be powerless to stop.
So, no flames, please.
Freeze dry him, stick a broom stick up him, and put him in a museum display in the NY Slimes foyer with wax figures of the Clintoons and his wife depicting one of his many visits to the Clintoon white house.
Surround this area with Islamofascist prayer rugs, so the staff of the NY Slimes can bow down and pray to their beloved ones several times each day.
Losing the election to GW and Arafat in the same week is just too much for the maggots at the NY Slimes. They need something to cheer them up. A freeze dried popsicle of Ara in their foyer surrounded by prayer rugs will make it easier for them.
...pig feed.
Ping to post #49
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
Alive as you and me
Says I, "But Joe, you're ten years dead,"
"I never died," says he, "I never died," says he.
"In Salt Lake, Joe, by God," says I
Him standing by my bed,
"They framed you on a murder charge."
Says Joe, "But I ain't dead," says Joe, "But I ain't dead."
"The copper bosses shot you, Joe,
They killed you, Joe," says I.
"Takes more than guns to kill a man,"
Says Joe, "I didn't die," says Joe, "I didn't die."
And standing there as big as life
And smiling with his eyes
Joe says, "What they forgot to kill
Went on to organize, went on to organize."
"Joe Hill ain't dead," he says to me,
"Joe Hill ain't never died.
Where workingmen are out on strike
Joe Hill is at their side, Joe Hill is at their side."
"From San Diego up to Maine
In every mine and mill
Where workers strike and organize,"
Says he, "You'll find Joe Hill," says he, "You'll find Joe Hill."
--Alfred Hayes 1925
There is always Churchill's joke about a husband's telegram reply to the funeral home requesting directions regarding his mother in law's body: "Embalm, cremate, and bury at sea. Take no chances."
Impaled on a stake and hung on the Iranian border.
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