Posted on 11/09/2004 6:20:33 AM PST by bedolido
10. Wheel chocks for IAF jet
9. Shellac carcass, make into bobsled for the heartwarming underdog Palestinian Winter Olympics team
8. Police barrier for West Bank car swarms
7. Large finishing trowel for that big Israeli barrier wall spackling project
6. Whimsical towel dispenser for that one UN restroom where the hand dryer is always broken
5. Comfy beanbag chair for the Middle East Studies faculty lounge at Columbia U
4. Artsy stage ramp for 2005 Nobel gala in Oslo
3. Gold-plated memorial statue at Switzerland's Tomb of the Unknown Money Launderer
2. Crash test dummy for Ramallah Institute for Semtex Safety
and...
1. Wheel him onto the Achille Lauro and dump him off the shuffleboard deck
On second thought, screw it. Just make him Beelzebub's eternal prison bitch.
A most fitting place! He'll have a swine time!
Isn't there a cesspool in Siberia or Calcutta somewhere that would be the right size?
Manure Spreader???
http://wtfaculty.wtamu.edu/~mrhoades.anns/images/Spreading_Manure_-_WT_6.jpg
Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris. Keep his bones in France, that country's already polluted with terrorists and terrorist sympathizers.
Wrap him like a mummy in pig entrails.
I'm looking forward to the scenes of Pali women wailing and moaning on TV. Just like they're doing now. Oh, they're NOT doing it now? But...but...the MSM assured us that Arafat is BELOVED of his people! Hehehe.
On second thought, screw it. Just make him Beelzebub's eternal prison bitch.
Isn't that Saddam's position? (South Park bump)
two words : "garbage disposal".
Isn't that a little fancy just to find a place to lay a turd?
Hasn't he been that way already for decades?
:~)
This would be the permanent method with a broom stick covered with super glue inserted to hold him upright.
hehe!
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