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The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)
NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

Posted on 11/16/2004 7:02:43 AM PST by EA_Man

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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The 'remaking' of Hillary has begun.
1 posted on 11/16/2004 7:02:44 AM PST by EA_Man
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To: EA_Man

Now who says evangelicals don't have a sense of humor?


2 posted on 11/16/2004 7:05:14 AM PST by Maria S
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To: EA_Man

You forgot the "Barf Alert" -- she is an idiot if she thinks can fool the Evangelical Christians into supporting that liberal, feminist, socialist -- voters have become a lot smarter since the days of Clinton pulling that sham of pretending to be something he was not.


3 posted on 11/16/2004 7:05:30 AM PST by PhiKapMom (AOII Mom -- Thanks Oklahomans for giving Pres Bush the win in all our counties!)
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To: EA_Man

She's doing the same lip service to religion John Kerry did. Didn't fool us once. Won't fool us this time either.


4 posted on 11/16/2004 7:05:34 AM PST by MadAnthony1776
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To: EA_Man

I'm always amazed that these people aren't simply struck by lightning. God is mysterious.


5 posted on 11/16/2004 7:05:48 AM PST by Tax-chick (The whole world has gone crazy. Their beebers are stuned and there's no turning back.)
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To: EA_Man
it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events.

I’ll take that as an official campaign announcement.

She is non-religious evangelical married lesbian southerner who lives in New York and Washington.

How long before she finds her black and Jewish relatives?

6 posted on 11/16/2004 7:06:04 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: EA_Man

To believe Hillary Rotten Clinton is a Christian is to believe in the tooth fairy.


7 posted on 11/16/2004 7:06:09 AM PST by hgro
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To: EA_Man
As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth

I'd pay five bucks to play that quote over and over for 24 hours into Michael Moore's headphones...

8 posted on 11/16/2004 7:06:28 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: EA_Man

She got saved as soon as the election was over.


9 posted on 11/16/2004 7:06:47 AM PST by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, AIr Force, Pray for all our military in hostile territory.)
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To: EA_Man

Hillary may better be identified as the Antichrist.


10 posted on 11/16/2004 7:07:05 AM PST by TommyDale
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To: EA_Man

This is a satirical story - isn't it?!


11 posted on 11/16/2004 7:07:20 AM PST by finallyatexan
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To: EA_Man

I didn't know that Evangelicals had gay-friendly congregations.


12 posted on 11/16/2004 7:07:36 AM PST by lady lawyer
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To: EA_Man

Wow. She's something else. I bet she said that with a straight face, too.


13 posted on 11/16/2004 7:07:41 AM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: EA_Man

Hillary Clinton does not come to mind when I hear "South, Christian, and Conservative."


14 posted on 11/16/2004 7:07:44 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: EA_Man
As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth

Might be something to that. Lord knows she helped bumrush this fellah into Jesus' presence in a blazing hurry:


15 posted on 11/16/2004 7:07:45 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: EA_Man
whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

Cough, cough.

16 posted on 11/16/2004 7:08:37 AM PST by Fayre Verona (Vegetarianism as religion - the new personality disorder?)
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To: Piquaboy
I can't wait for her to square her pro-abortion record with her 'Conservative Christian' beliefs. That should be interesting.
17 posted on 11/16/2004 7:08:46 AM PST by EA_Man
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To: EA_Man

Wow...she actually fit "evangelical" 3 times into her statement. I will say I am happy she is a Christian, albeit self-professed, and I am sure there are political motivations behind it, but her motivations and her actions are between her and God. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.


18 posted on 11/16/2004 7:08:52 AM PST by KurtAZ (If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?)
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To: EA_Man
This had to come from landoverbaptist.com
19 posted on 11/16/2004 7:09:11 AM PST by Alouette (When the wicked perish, there is jubilation! Proverbs 11:10)
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To: Tax-chick

Remember God loves them, too. It isn't easy to swallow but then, it isn't up to us.... something I try to keep in mind following politics especially


20 posted on 11/16/2004 7:09:13 AM PST by SBOinTX
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To: Izzy Dunne

Someone should ask Garrison Keillor if the Hildebeaste should be permitted to vote.


21 posted on 11/16/2004 7:09:17 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: dead

No time like the present to start the campaign to keep Hillary's 2008 dreams from coming true! Lock and load.


22 posted on 11/16/2004 7:09:28 AM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Piquaboy

If Hillary starts speaking in tongues to try to pull this charade off, we'll know she's officially the anti-Christ.


23 posted on 11/16/2004 7:10:34 AM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: EA_Man

Given this move by Hillary, seems pretty clear that she's running for President.


24 posted on 11/16/2004 7:10:37 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: Izzy Dunne
I'd pay five bucks to play that quote over and over for 24 hours into Michael Moore's headphones...

LOL! It would probably take more than five bucks for him, but maybe Al Franken or Garrison Keiller could be bought.

25 posted on 11/16/2004 7:10:58 AM PST by xJones
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To: EA_Man

26 posted on 11/16/2004 7:11:07 AM PST by maggief
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To: EA_Man

dude...this is satire NOT REAL


27 posted on 11/16/2004 7:11:14 AM PST by NativeNewYorker (Don't blame me. I voted for Sharpton.)
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To: EA_Man

I may be wrong, but wasn't she suddenly Jewish or somehow related to Jewish people while running in NY for Senate?


28 posted on 11/16/2004 7:11:24 AM PST by KoRn
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To: EA_Man
We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir!

The irony of this is........ that Hillary is TONE-DEAF. When Slick Willy was in office, there was a Christmas-time telecast of the service at the National Cathedral on PBS. At one point, there was a "sing-along" and the microphone made a pass along the front pew where Bill and Hill were sitting, catching a snippet of everyone's singing. Well, I'm here to tell you - Bill was a fine singer, but Hillary was "droning" along - she couldn't match pitch if her life depended on it. So no, Hillary won't be singing in any church choir any time soon.........

29 posted on 11/16/2004 7:11:27 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace (Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
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To: EA_Man
The 'remaking' of Hillary has begun.

These people are cold, calculating people. Nothing is sacred to them. If she is such a Christian, maybe she will come out against infanticide.

I'd hold my breath but I have a family to support.

30 posted on 11/16/2004 7:11:31 AM PST by mattdono ("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
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To: EA_Man

ROFL!


31 posted on 11/16/2004 7:11:41 AM PST by MamaLucci (Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
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To: EA_Man

Yep, for the next four years Hillary will be warming those front pews that Kerry doesn't seem so interested in, now that the election is over.


32 posted on 11/16/2004 7:12:01 AM PST by Moosilauke
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To: EA_Man

Simply put: She is a political whore. So is Kerry. They never see an angle on an issue that they don't like if they think that it will get them votes.


33 posted on 11/16/2004 7:12:17 AM PST by loborojo (What the hell is a "Reagan Democrat"?)
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To: GraniteStateConservative



Someone should post a picture of her with 666 tattooed on her forhead.


34 posted on 11/16/2004 7:12:49 AM PST by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, AIr Force, Pray for all our military in hostile territory.)
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To: EA_Man
can't wait for her to square her pro-abortion record with her 'Conservative Christian' beliefs.

Hey, she's "personally against it", it's just that just doesn't want to "legislate" her "morality" on the rest of the country.

< / Kerry-ism >

35 posted on 11/16/2004 7:12:55 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Brilliant

yeap, another clinton a northeastern liberal in centrist, southern, clothes.


36 posted on 11/16/2004 7:13:19 AM PST by Haro_546 (Christian Zionist)
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To: dead
"How long before she finds her black and Jewish relatives?"

She's probably trying to set Roger up with Hispanics even as we speak. Not only will that give her hispanic relatives but then they can pay Roger while Hillary gives them amnesty.

37 posted on 11/16/2004 7:13:27 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: SBOinTX

'I can't believe that Republicans can be Christians.' - Hillary Rodman Clinton


38 posted on 11/16/2004 7:13:28 AM PST by Fayre Verona (Vegetarianism as religion - the new personality disorder?)
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To: EA_Man
so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

SS. cough baby killer cough

39 posted on 11/16/2004 7:13:44 AM PST by sausageseller (Look out for the jackbooted spelling police. There everywhere!)
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To: SBOinTX

Yes, I know God loves them. I'm a sinner, too :-). It's just so frustrating that they're allowed to lie, and lie, and lie ...


40 posted on 11/16/2004 7:13:50 AM PST by Tax-chick (The whole world has gone crazy. Their beebers are stuned and there's no turning back.)
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To: EA_Man

I predicted this more than a week ago! The ooze is starting to re-arrange itself and morph again!


41 posted on 11/16/2004 7:14:01 AM PST by Redleg Duke (Pass Tort Reform Now! Make the bottom clean for the catfish!)
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To: EA_Man

"Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock LATELY..."

Again, let us UNDERSCORE the LATELY! Now I wonder why?


42 posted on 11/16/2004 7:14:30 AM PST by Grendel9
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To: EA_Man
The 'remaking' of Hillary has begun.


Been done before.

43 posted on 11/16/2004 7:15:42 AM PST by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: EA_Man
Fortunately she is only with us in spirit. To be present in body would be way tooooo much. As an aside, Rick Warren says to be with you in spirit is to be nowhere.
44 posted on 11/16/2004 7:15:55 AM PST by blue-duncan
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To: finallyatexan

Yes.


45 posted on 11/16/2004 7:16:53 AM PST by ladylib ("Marc Tucker Letter to Hillary Clinton" says it all.)
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To: mattdono

SATIRE. get a grip


46 posted on 11/16/2004 7:16:56 AM PST by pissant
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To: EA_Man

If she's not careful, hanging out with evangelicals could actually change her life. It wouldn't be the first time. Wouldn't that be a kick in the head for the Democrats.


47 posted on 11/16/2004 7:17:31 AM PST by hetzman
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To: EA_Man
Reality Politics:

Really Extreme Liberal Make-Over!

48 posted on 11/16/2004 7:17:36 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: MadAnthony1776
Didn't fool us once. Won't fool us this time either.

Didn't fool us once, shame on you. Didn't fool us twice, shame on you.

49 posted on 11/16/2004 7:18:01 AM PST by Blue Highway
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To: EA_Man

And I'm the last white guy in the NBA.


50 posted on 11/16/2004 7:18:22 AM PST by dinok
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