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Clinton Library Flawed
my warped mind
| 11/18/04
| me
Posted on 11/18/2004 8:55:23 AM PST by OSHA
Although it may not be noticeable to the casual observer, the new Clinton Presidential Library Building has a slight flaw. The piers supporting the cantilevered portion of the building are leaning slightly causing that part of the building to crook to the left. Famed mobile home architect and inventor of the doublewide trailer Cleetus T. Cornpone, who designed the building, said that the contractors failed to build the pier foundations according to specifications.
“We built her jest like he drew her,” Said general contractor Bubba Thugley, owner of Fly-by-Night Construction. He blamed Hillary Clinton for the failure of the foundations. “We were ready to pour the concrete when she showed up wanting to bury some kind of “time capsule” under the foundation. “Whatever it was she put in there weakened the footings,” he stated. “We offered to dig ‘em up and redo them but she (Hillary) was adamant that they not be touched.”
Paula Jones was unavailable for comment.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas
KEYWORDS: 1000files; bentmember; clintonlibrary; clintonstrailer; hildabeast; impeachedx42; peyroniesdisease; trailerparktrash
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posted on
11/18/2004 8:55:27 AM PST
by
OSHA
To: OSHA
You mean they didn't tie down that double-wide mobile home?
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posted on
11/18/2004 8:58:13 AM PST
by
DSBull
(Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
To: OSHA
"The piers supporting the cantilevered portion of the building are leaning slightly causing that part of the building to crook to the LEFT."
Well, of course! Hillary's plan all the time: Subdued
ostentation!
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:01:23 AM PST
by
Grendel9
To: OSHA
LOL....this from a poster named OSHA!
To: OSHA
The piers supporting the cantilevered portion of the building are leaning slightly causing that part of the building to crook to the left Thier Ideas, Thier policies, Thier platform, now thier buildings are leaning to the left...
This has to be a humorous column....
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:02:21 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? Freepmail Visualops or myself for details)
To: OSHA
It's flawed? Then it's perfect for him!
I's built to be a bridge to nowhere.
Sounds like a perfect symbol to me.
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:03:57 AM PST
by
Only1choice____Freedom
("Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers; pray for powers equal to your tasks,"-President Bush)
To: OSHA
Well....they showed a picture of the Clinton Library on Fox News last evening...and my husband and I both said at the same time..."It looks like a trailer.".....
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:10:04 AM PST
by
smiley
(Watch out Dems! I'm a William F. Buckley Conservative!!)
To: OSHA
From the arial views I've seen, I thought it looked like it should be in a trailer park.
Cordially,
8
posted on
11/18/2004 9:11:02 AM PST
by
Diamond
To: OSHA
THE PROPER NAME IS: THE KLINTON LIE-BERRY!!!
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:12:30 AM PST
by
RetiredArmy
(Don't relax because we won the election! Defending against Socialist is an every day war!)
To: Diamond
I have seen on the web somewhere a photo of a single-wide house trailer up on the side of a mountain, on posts, sticking out over the hill side. This looks like that. I wish I had that photo to post!!!!!!!!
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:13:38 AM PST
by
RetiredArmy
(Don't relax because we won the election! Defending against Socialist is an every day war!)
To: smiley; Diamond
The thing truly does look like a trailer. It's uncanny.
To: Grendel9
All that evidence (which does not exist). Oh the humanity! (might even be some of that in there too/ Jimmy Hoffa, where are you?)
Now they can say all the papers are in the lie-brary....
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:14:26 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(I'm from North Dakota and I'm all FOR Global Warming! Bring it ON!)
To: OSHA
No, wait. Here's a better picture of it.
Cordially,
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:15:02 AM PST
by
Diamond
To: Diamond
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:16:10 AM PST
by
OSHA
(Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
To: OSHA
LET IT RAIN... HAHAHAHAHA...
To: Diamond
I've got to wonder if Bill and HilalryClinton and their henchmen have decided that the long term plan for what now looks like a double-wide trailer is to have Hillary Clinton elected President in 2008. After her Presidency ends in 2013 or 2017, a Hillary Clinton Presidential library would be built on the opposite side of the river, with a skybridge connecting the two.
I would certainly hope that the Clintons' plans are not fulfilled. But you have to wonder if they have a scheme grander than building a library building so visibly subject to ridicule.
To: OSHA
Famed mobile home architect and inventor of the doublewide trailer Cleetus T. Cornpone...ROFL! How fitting.
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:17:45 AM PST
by
TChris
(You keep using that word. I don't think it means what yHello, I'm a TAGLINE vir)
To: RetiredArmy
CLINTON LIEBARY 
Kinda eerie, ain't it? ;)
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posted on
11/18/2004 9:18:39 AM PST
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: OSHA
I'm sure they used union labor to build it. Well, you get what you pay for.
To: OSHA
Greatest vanity post..ever
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