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Laugh Of The Week !! Hillary The Evangelical !! PTL !! (I say unto you, It's a joke)
Bush Country ^ | November 22, 2004 | Joseph Grant Swank

Posted on 11/22/2004 6:28:19 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

Proof that the Bush win has brought center stage attention to the Protestant evangelicals in the US is Hillary Rodman Clinton going way over the line in professing that she is in fact a "conservative evangelical."

She was readying for her hubby’s library rained-over opening. In the process, she responded to a church newsletter. In her flowing remarks about returning to the South, being brought up an evangelical, appreciating her roots as a conservative Christian, Hillary simply went overboard. She was redundant, in other words.

Why?

Well, think of 2008.

According to Kevin McCullough, radio talk show host and syndicated columnist, his site states the following quote from Ms. Hillary:

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."

Evangelicals know their theology. And it does not include pro-choice, pro-practicing homosexual lifestyle, pro-liberal doctrine and so forth. Therefore, there’s no chance that Ms. Hillary could ever find a warm spot in an evangelical pew. No way, except to repent of her spiritual waywardness and reveal it through repeated — over plenty of time — acts of righteousness, the latter defined in the biblical way.

Go, Ms. Hillary, go — to the altar.


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1 posted on 11/22/2004 6:28:19 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Poser Ping!


2 posted on 11/22/2004 6:34:19 AM PST by RushCrush (I Heart Halliburton)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible

what is that supposed to mean?


3 posted on 11/22/2004 6:34:53 AM PST by mamalujo (looking for a new and improved tagline)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

The last time she publicly worshipped, Salem hung the rest of the Congregation.


4 posted on 11/22/2004 6:35:10 AM PST by theDentist (Proud Member of FreeRepublic 's "Pyjama-Hadeen")
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Good grief, she can't even talk the talk convincingly. Walking the walk will only occur when hell reaches absolute zero.


5 posted on 11/22/2004 6:36:00 AM PST by MKM1960
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

We all knew she'd start lying the moment the MSM said "values" won the election for Bush.

Now, Miss Hitler-y will have to actually attend some church services. She will HATE it, but she'll do it to confuse the voters.

I hope someone sprinkles some holy water on her. I want to see her MELT.


6 posted on 11/22/2004 6:36:23 AM PST by kitkat
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

This was a satire...been posted here several times. Never happened. Sorry to burst the bubble.


7 posted on 11/22/2004 6:36:31 AM PST by Pharmboy (Listen...you can still hear the old media sobbing.)
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To: mamalujo

She does'nt know either.


8 posted on 11/22/2004 6:37:18 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Kevin Sites is an a**hole.)
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To: mamalujo

Klinton speak. They have a way of using their own meanings....


9 posted on 11/22/2004 6:50:30 AM PST by OldFriend (PRAY FOR POWERS EQUAL TO THE TASKS)
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To: OldFriend

They often opt for multiple definitions as well, you know how it is.


10 posted on 11/22/2004 6:57:42 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection (www.whatyoucrave.com)
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To: kitkat
I think that it would be wonderful if she would have a real born-again experience. If she ever does we will know it immediately.
11 posted on 11/22/2004 6:58:23 AM PST by Coldwater Creek ('We voted like we prayed")
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Sure do know how it 'is'.


12 posted on 11/22/2004 6:58:30 AM PST by OldFriend (PRAY FOR POWERS EQUAL TO THE TASKS)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Evangelical Socialist, our Hillary is.


13 posted on 11/22/2004 6:58:43 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: mamalujo

I see it as meaning that God is not number one in her life (obviously)


14 posted on 11/22/2004 7:00:52 AM PST by ThisLittleLightofMine
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To: Pharmboy
According to Kevin McCullough, radio talk show host and syndicated columnist, his site states the following quote from Ms. Hillary:

Kevin McCullough was told that this was a hoax several times. Don't you wish it would just die instead of being posted as fact over and over?

15 posted on 11/22/2004 7:33:36 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

The last time she worshipped was just before she flung the cast iron frying pan at Bill's head.....


16 posted on 11/22/2004 7:38:06 AM PST by Route101
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

FJB!


17 posted on 11/22/2004 7:39:23 AM PST by DainBramage (Next!)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

People believe what they want to believe. There are some who voted BUSH who can't believe they actually voted for a republican and will look for any excuse to vote dem next time around. Hilary will give some of them the excuse they need. We just have to continue to do better and get out more votes. National Dems are anybody's dog that will hunt with them. Never forget. We know Clintons will do ANYTHING for power...typical high profile democrats.


18 posted on 11/22/2004 7:41:43 AM PST by papadoc1945
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To: mamalujo

Means she's a phony. What else is new? You worship the way you do and you don't have to advertise it for political purposes. She should be ashamed but then again we're talking about a clintin here and neither one fo them have any shame. Pity those who fall for her treacherous lies in order to gain power.


19 posted on 11/22/2004 7:44:15 AM PST by cubreporter
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Guess she hasn't gotten around to reading about mocking 'God'. This gal is getting ever closer to mimicking that old harlot Jezebel.
20 posted on 11/22/2004 7:44:53 AM PST by Just mythoughts
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