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ACLU MADNESS!
Underneath Politics ^ | Dec. 1st | underneathpolitics.com

Posted on 12/01/2004 8:20:12 AM PST by politicaljunkee

ACLU Wants School Bus to Stop Driving by so Many Churches

MARSHALL, TX – The ACLU has learned a school bus that transports children to and from Marshall Elementary School passes 8 local churches per trip. “That’s too many,” said ACLU spokesperson Pete Peters. “Those churches expose children to crosses and catchy little religious phrases, things that kids should not be exposed to while being driven by governmental busses.”

The Republican led city council says that it would be a logistical nightmare for the bus to avoid the institutions of religion. “The bus would have to start its route an hour early and the kids wouldn’t get home until an hour later,” says City Councilman, Jeff Todd. But Mr. Peters insists he’s worked out the details. “I planned it out on Yahoo! Maps this morning,” he said. “When the bus is on Main Street, instead of turning left on 3rd Avenue, it should take a right on Austin Street, a left on Magnolia Street, a left on Pine Lane, drive through the Wendy’s parking lot, drive across Crazy Jeb Bellows ranch, make a U-turn over the center divider on Perkins Street and BAM, you’ve got a bus route that gets everyone to school and doesn’t compromise anyone’s civil liberties.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aclu; humor
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Since they're attacking the boy scouts, could this be far away!
1 posted on 12/01/2004 8:20:12 AM PST by politicaljunkee
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To: politicaljunkee

I can't even tell whether this is satire or not.


2 posted on 12/01/2004 8:21:48 AM PST by thoughtomator (The Era of Old Media is over! Long live the Pajamasphere!)
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To: politicaljunkee

Welcome to Free Republic.


3 posted on 12/01/2004 8:22:09 AM PST by EggsAckley (...............stop unnecessary excerpting.................)
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To: politicaljunkee

the scary thing is...I actually believed this before reading the other articles on the site. Nothing would surprise me these days.


4 posted on 12/01/2004 8:22:09 AM PST by Capitalism2003
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To: politicaljunkee
This is from The Onion, right? Like the ACLU would really make a federal case out of driving past private property!
5 posted on 12/01/2004 8:23:32 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: politicaljunkee
Careful there junkee, don't inflame the humor impaired without letting them know clearly that this is satire.

I can't wait to see the reactions from those among us who can't click on the link before replying

6 posted on 12/01/2004 8:23:37 AM PST by tx_eggman ("All I need to know about Islam I learned on 09/11/01" - Crawdad)
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To: politicaljunkee

I have an idea - every time the ACLU or any wacko group comes up with these ideas, a major media outlet should contact Hillary "the Centrist" and ask her if she agrees. These groups support Hillary, so should should have to comment on their nutjob actions and ideas.

Oh wait, I just woke up from a dream. This will never happen.


7 posted on 12/01/2004 8:24:06 AM PST by GianniV
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To: GianniV
Ding ding ding ding ... we have a winner.

Don Pardo, tell GianniV what he's won for missing the fact that this is satire.

8 posted on 12/01/2004 8:25:28 AM PST by tx_eggman ("All I need to know about Islam I learned on 09/11/01" - Crawdad)
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To: goldstategop
This is from The Onion, right? Like the ACLU would really make a federal case out of driving past private property!

If I am not mistaken and if my memory is not failing me, the ACLU has in the past filed suit over religious ornamentation and displays on private property.

9 posted on 12/01/2004 8:25:32 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Advantages are taken, not handed out)
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To: GianniV

Let's just nail a cross to ACLU headquarters and force its employees to look at it on the way to work every morning. Maybe the Christophobe God haters will stay home.


10 posted on 12/01/2004 8:25:54 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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The ACLU is indeed as terrorist an organization as Al Qaeda....

Sooner or later they will have to be "terminated" accordingly.

11 posted on 12/01/2004 8:26:34 AM PST by F16Fighter
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To: politicaljunkee

It's a parody, folks. Please go to the original source first before joining in the hysteria.


12 posted on 12/01/2004 8:35:21 AM PST by almcbean
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To: politicaljunkee

Who is Pete Peters? Do you have a photo? Can you get a photo?

Where does he maintain an office?

Where does he live?

What is his telephone number?

Is he married? who is his wife? do you have her picture?

Who are his children?

Who is his mother? his Father? address, phone number?

Are they employed?

Some mail, some phone calls, an internet posting or two might begin a process of civil intimidation. Usually the ACLU types try to remain faceless. That situation should end.


13 posted on 12/01/2004 8:36:10 AM PST by bert (Don't Panic.....)
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The ACLU's been so aggressive lately that this was actually a very believable post....


14 posted on 12/01/2004 8:40:47 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: politicaljunkee; mhking; MeekOneGOP; Admin Moderator; Jim Robinson

We probably have a ACLU thug here pretending to be a conservative making this post to elicit potential ammo for the ACLU.

Pete Peters is an avowed white racist who hates minorities, Jews, homosexuals and anyone else he might decide on: "Pete Peters, the Colorado-based racist who frequents Aryan Nations functions, Eustace Mullins and Col. Jack Mohr."


15 posted on 12/01/2004 8:41:25 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans Articles = GIM/GAY INFECTED MEDIOTS!)
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To: politicaljunkee

Hope American Center for Law and Justice Jay Sekulow gets notified (aclj.org), the only organization that kicks ACLU's butt big time.


16 posted on 12/01/2004 8:42:46 AM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: tx_eggman

Sorry, so it on the original site which was obviously satire, so I didn't even think to label it as such.

I guess by itself, it sadly is believable.


17 posted on 12/01/2004 8:44:28 AM PST by politicaljunkee
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To: tx_eggman

Trouble is, this hews a little too close to the actual reality endorsed by the hateful, spiral-eyed anti-religious, anti-American fanatics that comprise the ACLU.


18 posted on 12/01/2004 8:47:57 AM PST by Noumenon (The Left's dedication to the destruction of a free society makes them unfit to live in that society.)
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To: politicaljunkee

Sure, and I bet the next thing you're going to tell me is that President Bush has declared the states that didn't vote for him to be the new "Axis of Evil".


19 posted on 12/01/2004 8:48:08 AM PST by chs68
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To: goldstategop

g,
You're thinking of:

"ACLU Defends Nazis' Right to Burn Down ACLU Headquarters" , an Onion story from a few years back.


20 posted on 12/01/2004 8:53:21 AM PST by Gefreiter ("Flee...into the peace and safety of a new dark age." HP Lovecraft)
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