1 posted on
01/06/2005 7:06:07 AM PST by
Valin
To: Valin
While Mr. Gere's high-handed command may not succeed in motivating Palestinians to go to the polls, it could ultimately foster peace in the Middle East, since many Palestinians now hate Richard Gere more than they hate Israel. Who sez there is no good news from th Middle East? They may have more in common with me that I realize.
2 posted on
01/06/2005 7:08:12 AM PST by
pikachu
(The REAL script)
To: Valin
While Mr. Gere's high-handed command may not succeed in motivating Palestinians to go to the polls, it could ultimately foster peace in the Middle East, since many Palestinians now hate Richard Gere more than they hate Israel. Who sez there is no good news from th Middle East? They may have more in common with me that I realize.
3 posted on
01/06/2005 7:08:34 AM PST by
pikachu
(The REAL script)
To: Valin
It gets crazier by the minute. Perhaps the palesites feared for the safety of the indigenous hamsters in the region, given Mr. Gere's rumored practices.
To: Valin
"Now I realize that the real enemy is that 'American Gigolo' bastard."
Priceless
5 posted on
01/06/2005 7:10:21 AM PST by
TYVets
(God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
To: Valin
Who the hell elected this jerk to be the spokesman for the world.
Talk about arrogance.
7 posted on
01/06/2005 7:11:44 AM PST by
Beckwith
(John, you said I was going to be the First Lady. As of now, you're on the couch.)
To: Valin
They hate Richard Gere? Hey even a broken clock is right twice a day.
To: Valin
Bwahahahaha! Gere is nat a man, he is but a gerbil stuffer, Julia Roberts is anything but a pretty woman, and now the Pali's are chrunchin'em' both up in the streets!
What a riot!
9 posted on
01/06/2005 7:14:15 AM PST by
zygoat
To: Valin
Well, I don't agree with the Palis very often, but I just wanted to let them know we here in the USA have a very similar reaction when he offers us political advise.
11 posted on
01/06/2005 7:15:34 AM PST by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: Valin
PETH - Palestinians for the Ethical Treatment of Hamsters
12 posted on
01/06/2005 7:16:24 AM PST by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Valin
""For years, I thought that Ariel Sharon was the enemy," said Abed Zobaidi, 29. "Now I realize that the real enemy is that 'American Gigolo' bastard."ROFLMAO
Maybe we found the key to Middle East Peace. Send our liberals over there to make their inane delusional comments. Then the Palestinians will learn to recognize such self serving drool and reject their Mullahs when they do the same.
Five Point plan for Peace
- Richard Gere speaks for the world.
- Michael Moore does a documentary on Israel.
- Al Gore goes and invents the infitada.
- Barbara Steisand and husband make a movie about Sharone.
- Hillary Clinton goes over and attempts to take control and screams obsenities at any Palestinian leaders who get in her way.
14 posted on
01/06/2005 7:21:09 AM PST by
DannyTN
To: Valin; SJackson; Alouette
Is this for-real?!?!?!?!? If so - ROFL!!!!!!! The rich Hell-y-wood limosine liberal phoney-baloney with the big flappin' bazoo gets the people he wants to "help" ticked off at him! Love it, love it, luuuuuuuuuuuuuv it! I think "mister" Gere should go the second mile, since he wants to "help" with their elections so much, and move to Gaza! I'm sure he'll get quite a "reception!"
Maybe Babs Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Linda Rhonstadt, Cher, and other assorted Hell-y-wood nincompoops should accompany "mister" Gere to Gaza as well.
To: Valin
Gere says "Hey, I'm only espousing Scientology and voodoo Budism to you ignorant bastards, get a life."
16 posted on
01/06/2005 7:29:16 AM PST by
hgro
To: Valin
"For years, I thought that Ariel Sharon was the enemy," said Abed Zobaidi, 29. "Now I realize that the real enemy is that 'American Gigolo' bastard."
Yup. Its not Israel thats posioning the world with filth and debauchery, its Hollywood.
19 posted on
01/06/2005 7:41:41 AM PST by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: Valin
I hate spoof web sites with their fake articles, it's getting to the point where reality imitates anything you can make up. I'm still not sure if this article is real.
I'd prefer people keep that onion and other spoof articles out of FR.
To: Valin
Yeah. Palis don't like gerbils either...
28 posted on
01/06/2005 8:26:08 AM PST by
mhking
(Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
To: Valin
Gere can't separate fact from fantasy, making him a typical liberal.
30 posted on
01/06/2005 8:43:13 AM PST by
Spok
To: Valin; Stringfellow Hawke; Motherbear; blam; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; ValerieUSA
it could ultimately foster peace in the Middle East, since many Palestinians now hate Richard Gere more than they hate Israel.
I does look like a nickel slice of raw. :'D
31 posted on
01/06/2005 9:23:55 AM PST by
SunkenCiv
(the US population in the year 2100 will exceed a billion, perhaps even three billion.)
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