Pyongyang targets longhairs ("body hair sucks up valuable food")

The World Tribune ^ | January 11, 2005

[Stoat]

Haven't had enough?

Official Homepage - Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK, North Korea)

[shibumi]

"The unfortunate result, according to Pyongyang TV, is that energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair. "

I guess this accounts for Fabio's IQ.

[Salamander]

I'm printing this out as an excuse for the next time I commit a remarkable, random act of ditziness.

[carumba]

So the pinko commie liberals here should take a bath and get a haircut if they want to march lockstep with one of the last bastions of totalitarian communism. Longhair liberals pushing for communism just can't anticipate what losing freedom means. State mandated hygiene doesn't sound reasonable to me. But I can see a future where incrementally we get there. No butter on yer popcorn. No sugar on yer Cheerios. No meat. A rotten potato (potatoe). Get on an inner tube and paddle to Havana.

[shibumi]

Did I forget to mention that the effect is reversed in beautiful redheads and brunettes?

[codyjacksmom]

So I guess this means my brains are resting on my a**.

[jaykay]

energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair

That explains OBL and the rest of the islamist brain beard trust.

[Stoat]

Did I forget to mention that the effect is reversed in beautiful redheads and brunettes?

Raquel Welch: No Obvious Nutritional Deficiencies

[shibumi]

"State mandated hygiene doesn't sound reasonable to me. But I can see a future where incrementally we get there. No butter on yer popcorn. No sugar on yer Cheerios. No meat"

I recommend the movie "Demolition Man" W/Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.

[Salamander]

Yes and you also neglected to translate it into *Latin* for me....;))

[Salamander]

Since that comment could be interpreted at least 2 ways, for your sake I'm *hoping* you have very long hair hair!....;))

[Salamander]

Another picture of health:

[shibumi]

The 5AM approximate translation would be something like:

"Abscindo rubellus retexo effectum."

(Apologies if my syntax or case is tired.)

[Mad Mammoth]

Haven't had enough?


We've had enough.

[Salamander]

(Apologies if my syntax or case is tired.)

Oh ~yeah~ Shibumi....as if *I* would know the difference!...;))


[yer just too sweet for yer own good]

[T'wit]

This would seem to call for revision of the Communist Internationale:

Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Arise, ye wretched of the earth!
To get a better mealtime ration,
We'll keep you shaved and bald from birth!

[samtheman]

I don't like Keith Olbermann, but I have to admit he came up with a good one last night when he was reporting on this story:

Kim Jong-Il is putting the barber in barbarism.

[elli1]

I guess this means that Kim Bad-Hair-Day Il Jong will be getting a buzz cut.

[zerosix]

Somehow Kim Jung Il missed this one.

NK's leader for life must spend as much time back combing as he does planning which NK province to starve this month.

[codyjacksmom]

"Since that comment could be interpreted at least 2 ways, for your sake I'm *hoping* you have very long hair hair!....;))"

You know, I just couldn't come up with a clear way to say that. I already changed "sitting" to "resting". And yes, I have very long hair. ROTFLMAO