DFU SONG: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (Teddy - you say Obama and I'll say Osama)

DFU SONGS | 1-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

Keep on pouring and I'll get blotto...then I will go get in my auto
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead

You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge

I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float

Dodd and I so love a good waitress sandwich
Pass me the mustard, and pass me the Manwich

My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead

My apartment last week was burgled...in my dreams, I still hear her gurgle
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead

You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge

I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float

I'll weigh 400 if I keep on eating...artery clogging will stop my heart beating
My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead

[doug from upland]

Hot off the pressess, err, keyboard.

[streetrepair]

Doug, another good one! Thanks for all you do! I couldn't believe the Mass. Senator slipped up this poorly. I first heard it on Laura Ingraham this morning and couldn't stop laughing!

[JBonvillain]

Priceless! Another good one.

[writer33]

Funny. Thanks for the post, dfu.

[doug from upland]

Do you have a link to the story? I heard it first on Laura and then all day long on other shows. It was a remarkable performance by the Chappaquiddick Lifeguard.

[Mears]

Do you know of any website where I can hear it? I heard part of it on my car radio yesterday and thought it was hysterical.

Fat Ted is my senator and I can't stand him so I would get a kick out of it,

My search skills are poor so any help would be appreciated.

Doug is the poet laureate of FR I would say!!!!!Very clever!

[Petes Sandy Girl]

May I quote your lyrics on another sites (nonpolitical, but has a political forum) joke thread?

[AngrySpud]

"Poe-tay-toe" or "poe-tah-toe", I'll answer to either.

And the judges give DFU a 9.5!

[doug from upland]

Absolutely. Any time you see something I've written that sticks it to Bill, Hillary, Teddy, Kerry, Pelosi, etc, pass it all over the net.

[doug from upland]

HERE IS THE FREEPER THREAD, but I don't know where it can be heard.

[dc-zoo]

I had a feeling you'd come up with a tune for the latest teddy blooper. Good one! What a spontanious laugh-a-minute old teddy has become. He's the laugh of the town. No more waitress sandwiches for teddy. Just more staggering stand-up comedy.

[Petes Sandy Girl]

http://www.bongonews.com/layout1.php?event=952

Thank you! ... But how did I miss this! LMAO!

[doug from upland]

I guess they are a marriage made in heaven, huh?

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Better Late Than Never:

[Mike Bates]

Lovin' it.

[doug from upland]

Thanks, Mike. Will you post THIS MP3 on your site?

[Mike Bates]

Link is posted, Doug.

[doug from upland]

Thanks.