Posted on 01/14/2005 6:48:21 PM PST by doug from upland
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
Keep on pouring and I'll get blotto...then I will go get in my auto
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead
You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge
I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float
Dodd and I so love a good waitress sandwich
Pass me the mustard, and pass me the Manwich
My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead
My apartment last week was burgled...in my dreams, I still hear her gurgle
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead
You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge
I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float
I'll weigh 400 if I keep on eating...artery clogging will stop my heart beating
My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead
Hot off the pressess, err, keyboard.
Priceless! Another good one.
Funny. Thanks for the post, dfu.
Do you have a link to the story? I heard it first on Laura and then all day long on other shows. It was a remarkable performance by the Chappaquiddick Lifeguard.
Do you know of any website where I can hear it? I heard part of it on my car radio yesterday and thought it was hysterical.
Fat Ted is my senator and I can't stand him so I would get a kick out of it,
My search skills are poor so any help would be appreciated.
Doug is the poet laureate of FR I would say!!!!!Very clever!
"Poe-tay-toe" or "poe-tah-toe", I'll answer to either.
And the judges give DFU a 9.5!
Absolutely. Any time you see something I've written that sticks it to Bill, Hillary, Teddy, Kerry, Pelosi, etc, pass it all over the net.
I had a feeling you'd come up with a tune for the latest teddy blooper. Good one! What a spontanious laugh-a-minute old teddy has become. He's the laugh of the town. No more waitress sandwiches for teddy. Just more staggering stand-up comedy.
http://www.bongonews.com/layout1.php?event=952
Thank you! ... But how did I miss this! LMAO!
I guess they are a marriage made in heaven, huh?
Link is posted, Doug.
Thanks.
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