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Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)
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Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)


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1 posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..

Naturally, I must ping my fellow REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILES of this exciting development! :)


2 posted on 01/21/2005 6:09:59 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB
Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

PHHHHHHHPHT!

3 posted on 01/21/2005 6:11:26 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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To: TheBigB
Your homepage really bothers me. I'm disappointed deeply.

















You like Journey?
4 posted on 01/21/2005 6:11:30 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: TheBigB

Great sign! A monkey spank-free zone!


5 posted on 01/21/2005 6:11:58 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Go Howard Go!)
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To: TheBigB

Bumpitty bump.


6 posted on 01/21/2005 6:12:02 AM PST by Jet Jaguar (Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof. (O'Rourke))
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To: TheBigB

ROFL! :-)

I never ruffle their feathers! Must be doing something wrong! LOL!!


7 posted on 01/21/2005 6:12:14 AM PST by RadioAstronomer
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To: TheBigB

I love your Profile Page!


8 posted on 01/21/2005 6:12:56 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: TheBigB

Personally speaking I have always liked your homepage.

And now I like it even more.


9 posted on 01/21/2005 6:13:05 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: TheBigB

You Rock.


10 posted on 01/21/2005 6:13:31 AM PST by TonyInOhio ("May they go to hell!" the soldiers shouted, and Allawi replied: "To hell they will go.")
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To: TheBigB

I guess this is an early start to the Official Friday Silliness thread? ;)


11 posted on 01/21/2005 6:13:46 AM PST by brownsfan (Post No Bills)
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To: TheBigB
From the DUh thread:

Freepers! You must stop wanking, lest the Lord smite you as he smites all hypocrites!

REPENT, Sinner! Repent from your evil waaaaays!!

12 posted on 01/21/2005 6:14:21 AM PST by Constitution Day (yes, that IS Ernest Angley)
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To: PJ-Comix; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Darksheare; Poohbah; najida; Serb5150; Conspiracy Guy; ...

And some other assorted FRiends...PJ, if you'd like to make this a SPECIAL GUEST EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, please feel free to ping your list. :)


13 posted on 01/21/2005 6:14:44 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB

Since they can't read, all the pics on your homepage work nicely for them.


14 posted on 01/21/2005 6:14:48 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: TheBigB
wow your famous can i have your autograph? :-)
15 posted on 01/21/2005 6:14:49 AM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: brownsfan

Let's do it! :)


16 posted on 01/21/2005 6:15:23 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB

Hey,, Erica (Lois Lane) pic isn't working!!! I'm disenfranchised!!!!!!!!! AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Umm,, The rest are working fine. :-)


17 posted on 01/21/2005 6:17:39 AM PST by JoeSixPack1
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To: brownsfan; dubyaismypresident; beyond the sea
I guess this is an early start to the Official Friday Silliness thread? ;)

We put the Browns fans in charge of the Sunday Afternoon Silliness threads.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

GO STEELERS!

18 posted on 01/21/2005 6:18:42 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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To: martin_fierro

19 posted on 01/21/2005 6:19:32 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: TheBigB
from your homepage

I do like to look at pretty women. But at least i don't rape them *cawff* Clinton *cawff* or leave them underwater to drown *cawff* Kennedy *cawff*

You do realize the D.A. in Philadelphia is going to charge you with one count of murder for every DUer that reads that at your homepage and has a stroke and dies dont you ?If I were you i would buy land in a country with no extradition treaty

20 posted on 01/21/2005 6:19:45 AM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; HenryLeeII; mhking; ...

Let's consider this an early start to the OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Apologies to those mutiple pingees, but I wanted to make sure no one was left out! Enjoy! :-)


21 posted on 01/21/2005 6:20:40 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB

I can understand why they were offended by the pictures of the women on your page. The site of an attractive woman is probably very confusing, after years of being around those smelly, unshaven pigs they refer to as women.


22 posted on 01/21/2005 6:20:55 AM PST by LanPB01
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To: Petronski

Yep, the ULTIMATE cheeserock band. They're my favorites and I have no shame in that fact. :^)


23 posted on 01/21/2005 6:21:27 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB
BTW. I remember when DU'er's went nut over this too.

Conspiracy guy has never been to Dallas. That is not him just behind Oswald.


24 posted on 01/21/2005 6:21:31 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: TheBigB

If you packed four or five of those women into an Oldsmobile, drove it into the ocean, and put on a cervical collar, those idiots would elect you to the Senate!


25 posted on 01/21/2005 6:21:37 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: TheBigB

i especially liked the new paragraph of welcome you added at the top : )


26 posted on 01/21/2005 6:21:38 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: TheBigB

I can even understand .38 Special--somehow(?)--but Journey...well, I had a couple of their albums back in the day. Of course, I was ten. ;O)


27 posted on 01/21/2005 6:22:52 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: TheBigB
Holy Crappola!

That Vida Guerra has the best @ss on the planet!

28 posted on 01/21/2005 6:23:03 AM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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To: JoeSixPack1

Oops, I'll hafta fix that one tonight...


29 posted on 01/21/2005 6:23:06 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: freepatriot32

Autographs are $5. Personalized ones, $10. I hafta keep up appearances. ;-)


30 posted on 01/21/2005 6:23:42 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB
Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes

Of course they don't.

The women are birkenstock militant lesbian FemiNazis, and the men are leg-warmer-wearing slight-scent-of-lavender pillow-biting tumblebunnies.

What's for them to like?

31 posted on 01/21/2005 6:25:32 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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32 posted on 01/21/2005 6:25:38 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!)
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To: TheBigB

If you want to piss them off even more, you should crop out the names of the models on your page and claim that they're pics of freeper women...

Personally, I wouldn't be a bit offended if you said Mandy Moore was me.


33 posted on 01/21/2005 6:26:17 AM PST by EllaMinnow (The horse is dead. Stop beating it!!)
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To: TheBigB
I love this comment from on of the DUmmies:
The more time we spend looking at them the less time we have to work on our message.
(By them, she meant the pictures on your homepage)

Glad to see, though, that they are trying to "work on their message". I won't hold my breath.
34 posted on 01/21/2005 6:26:26 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: martin_fierro; Petronski

Pats will win by double-digits. Sorry.


35 posted on 01/21/2005 6:26:49 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: TheBigB
You're profile page... my new HOMEPAGE!!!

Go BigB and thanks!
36 posted on 01/21/2005 6:26:51 AM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: Petronski

Anyone whose tagline quotes from the band AFTER THE FIRE has no room to judge. :^)


37 posted on 01/21/2005 6:26:56 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB
Autographs are $5. Personalized ones, $10. I hafta keep up appearances. ;-)

If you give me a personalized autographed photo, I won't kill you*.

 

 

 

 

* I'm a compulsive liar. I will too kill you.

38 posted on 01/21/2005 6:27:12 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Yawn. Last year.


39 posted on 01/21/2005 6:27:19 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: EllaMinnow
I know--I look exactly like Elisha Cuthbert too. Spittin' image. Just add my name under her picture.
40 posted on 01/21/2005 6:27:23 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: martin_fierro
TheBigB ---

I came here thinking this was a BigBen thread!!

;-)

Yoi, double yoi!

41 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:26 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: TheBigB

Journey rocks (rocked)! There's no substitute for Steve Perry (or Steve Smith, IMO). I finally picked up the Greatest Hits DVD...those were the days.


42 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:30 AM PST by ncdrumr
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To: martin_fierro

"(sorry, couldn't resist)"

Don't be sorry. Butch Davis turned them into "Clowns" and they will be Sunday jokes for another year or two. At least.

In the meantime, hate to admit it, but I'm pulling for the "Stillers". Big Ben's an Ohio boy, Cowher played for the Browns, (back when they were really the Browns), and who doesn't like the Bus?


43 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:44 AM PST by brownsfan (Post No Bills)
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To: TheBigB

You GO B! I loved your new page! He!!, I loved your OLD page but anytime ya stick in in the DUmmies' eyes....Gotta love it!

TGIF!


44 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:49 AM PST by thag (Up armor this......)
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To: Petronski

Remind me of that on Monday.


45 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:58 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!)
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To: evets; beyond the sea

Dude, that's like disturbingly close to being a temple.

< |:)~


46 posted on 01/21/2005 6:29:09 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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To: Petronski; TheBigB
Journey rocks! Who can't love Journey? Not even "Wheel In The Sky"? I think there was some kind of loosely enforced law in the 80's and very early 90's that every high school in America had to play "Don't Stop Believin'" at every dance.
47 posted on 01/21/2005 6:29:13 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: TheBigB

I thought it was Falco.


I love 80s camp. Don't make me quote 99 Luftballoons!


48 posted on 01/21/2005 6:29:16 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: evets

Evets prepares to "assume the position" for the Patriots.

49 posted on 01/21/2005 6:29:21 AM PST by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost; Fierce Allegiance

The Pats are ripe for the picking. ;-) GO STILLERS!!


50 posted on 01/21/2005 6:30:03 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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