Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So... 
Enjoy! :)
Naturally, I must ping my fellow REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILES of this exciting development! :)
PHHHHHHHPHT!
Great sign! A monkey spank-free zone!
Bumpitty bump.
ROFL! :-)
I never ruffle their feathers! Must be doing something wrong! LOL!!
I love your Profile Page!
Personally speaking I have always liked your homepage.
And now I like it even more.
You Rock.
I guess this is an early start to the Official Friday Silliness thread? ;)
Freepers! You must stop wanking, lest the Lord smite you as he smites all hypocrites!
REPENT, Sinner! Repent from your evil waaaaays!!
And some other assorted FRiends...PJ, if you'd like to make this a SPECIAL GUEST EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, please feel free to ping your list. :)
Since they can't read, all the pics on your homepage work nicely for them.
Let's do it! :)
Hey,, Erica (Lois Lane) pic isn't working!!! I'm disenfranchised!!!!!!!!! AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Umm,, The rest are working fine. :-)
We put the Browns fans in charge of the Sunday Afternoon Silliness threads.
(sorry, couldn't resist)
I do like to look at pretty women. But at least i don't rape them *cawff* Clinton *cawff* or leave them underwater to drown *cawff* Kennedy *cawff*
You do realize the D.A. in Philadelphia is going to charge you with one count of murder for every DUer that reads that at your homepage and has a stroke and dies dont you ?If I were you i would buy land in a country with no extradition treaty
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