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Your Favorite Johnny Carson Joke?
Free Republic Vanity Kind-of ^ | 01/23/2005 | gortklattu

Posted on 01/23/2005 11:57:30 AM PST by gortklattu

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To: Tall_Texan; All

Tony Snow just mentioned this thread! Way to go freepers!


281 posted on 01/24/2005 1:18:26 PM PST by Quilla
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To: gortklattu

A guest on the Tonight Show commenting on the marriage of Frank Sinatra to Mia Farrow, said: "I always knew that Frank would end up in bed with a boy".


282 posted on 01/24/2005 1:22:03 PM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: Cornjonny

Yes! I was only 9 years old at the time but I remember laughing till I nearly cried!


283 posted on 01/24/2005 1:24:07 PM PST by 6323cd ("It is prohibited to make use of such emotional signs in a cellphone!")
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To: Billthedrill

When Severinson was on vacation, Tommy Newsom took his place. Carson made hilarious fun of the somewhat dull bandleader. Remember?


284 posted on 01/24/2005 1:51:00 PM PST by miss marmelstein
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Do you happen to have any video of any of Dick Shawn's appearances on the Tonight Show?

It wasn't one of the ones on the Best of Carson videos.

I loved Dick Shawn. He has his immortality in two films:

Mel Brooks The Producers, where he played Lorenzo St. DuBois (L.S.D.), the actor who played Hitler in the musical play, Springtime for Hitler (great stoner part)

Sylvester Marcus in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (another stoner - do I detect a trend?)

285 posted on 01/24/2005 2:16:19 PM PST by Phsstpok ("When you don't know where you are, but you don't care, you're not lost, you're exploring.")
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To: gortklattu
Karnak: A catcher's glove, a pitcher's glove, a triple, a double, and Dolly Parton

Ed: A catcher's glove, a pitcher's glove, a triple, a double, and Dolly Parton

Karnak: What are a pair of mitts, a pair of hits, and a popular country-western singer.
286 posted on 01/24/2005 2:16:53 PM PST by Guvmint_Cheese (Beware of virgin porcupines bearing antichrists...)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

lame


287 posted on 01/24/2005 2:17:25 PM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: Ready4Freddy
Snopes says that the move the cat story is an urban legend. Same for Mrs Arnold Palmer and the putter.

---- wrong....... the earliset tapes (about 10 years worth) are gonzo. Both stories ocurred, just alter a few words.

Saw them.

Snopes can't always cope with the truth!

288 posted on 01/24/2005 2:21:23 PM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: gortklattu

I haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if anyone's already included these guys. Two of my favorite frequent guests on the Tonight show were George Segal and Robert Blake (yes, that Robert Blake). Johnny really outdid himself by making the audience laugh with him at Segal's astonishingly large ego and Blake's dark weirdness. I'm sorry that neither of these guests are on the Best of Carson videos.


289 posted on 01/24/2005 2:22:01 PM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: Guvmint_Cheese

When I was 12 years old in 1960, I would quietly crawl out of bed at 11;00, sneak into the living room, turn on the T.V.low and lie right in front of it so I could hear it. Every one else was asleep. I was watching Paar and it opened up a new world to me.Then came Carson who I'd been watching during the day on Who Do You Trust. It was a habit I kept for the next 30 years whenever possible. He was the very best.


290 posted on 01/24/2005 2:24:31 PM PST by MAWG (Diversity is where everyone looks different but thinks the same way.)
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To: ProudVet77
He did this one deal on a New Years Eve show when it was still in black and white

You may have seen it in black and white ... I know I would have seen it in black and white ... but NBC started broadcasting in color in the late '50s, when Steve Allen still had the show.

291 posted on 01/24/2005 2:30:53 PM PST by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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To: Phsstpok
It wasn't one of the ones on the Best of Carson videos.

Should have been. For sheer comedy, it was a gem. He had to have been trippin' when he did it. It was 10 minutes of free associating that was totally circular and ended up where it started. The last line being..."And that's why I like bananas."
Of course, the monolgue had very little to do with bananas.

292 posted on 01/24/2005 2:33:34 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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To: Hank Rearden
Carol Wayne had some great assets didn't she......

I just discovered she drowned in 1985 at age 42. Given her assets, that just doesn't seem possible, does it?

It's possible if she went in head first.

293 posted on 01/24/2005 4:10:16 PM PST by Tall_Texan (Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
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To: Prince Charles
Johnny: "It was so hot in L.A. today..."

Audience: "How hot was it?"

Johnny: "It was so hot, over at the Hollywood Wax Museum the best part of Raquel Welch was touching the floor."

294 posted on 01/24/2005 4:19:30 PM PST by Florida native
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To: beyond the sea

My dog has firey red hair, so it fits.


295 posted on 01/24/2005 4:33:41 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Never pet a dog that is on fire)
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To: speedy
"And all of it hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls porch since noon today."

That's funny. Just today I was to explaining to my brother about an air conditioning compressor and how it is hermetically sealed. He said, "hermetically sealed? I heard that on Johnny Carson."

296 posted on 01/24/2005 4:57:34 PM PST by blam
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To: gortklattu

If I remember correctly, Carol Wayne was said to have a PhD or something close.


297 posted on 01/24/2005 5:03:30 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Daaave

The last show with Bette Midler was the GREATEST! Did't she WRITE a song for that show?


298 posted on 01/24/2005 5:09:24 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: RightRules

LOL!!!!!


299 posted on 01/24/2005 5:16:18 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: blam

Isn't it great that all these years later, it still makes us laugh? And that tens of millions of people know what it means? Another piece of Carson schtick that I loved was when a couple jokes in a row would bomb, and he would go into his "Tea For Two" dance to try to entertain the audience. God bless him.


300 posted on 01/24/2005 5:16:48 PM PST by speedy
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