Your Favorite Johnny Carson Joke?

Free Republic Vanity Kind-of ^ | 01/23/2005 | gortklattu

[My2Cents]

I think some of the funniest bits on the Tonight Show were when Johnny almost fell on the floor laughing over something. The audience, including the ones at home, loved laughing with him.

[My2Cents]

She wasn't boating with Robert Wagner, was she?

[Exeter]

A Caranak favorite;

Carson:"Mount Baldy"

Ed:"Mount Baldy"

Carson:What does Yul Brynner's wife do every night?

SWISH-BOOM!!!

[Political Junkie Too]

Nor was she boating with Dennis Wilson.

-PJ

[Cornjonny]

My favorite reference to Johnny from "The Simpsons" was were during his monologue he stated,

"Today the Coast Guard arrested Boy George for scraping the barnacles off of his dinghy."

[Diddle E. Squat]

Sheesh, who's the idiotic nanny scumbag a-hole that just had to add all the anti-smoking keywords. What a gutless slimeball you are.

[Tokengimp]

The trouble with Johnny was that he was not a big drinker, the trouble was he was a lightweight. He got drunk quickly and was not a nice drunk and often got into trouble quickly after a few.