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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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TAKE A LAUGH BREAK!
1 posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:32 AM PST by TexasCowboy
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To: TexasCowboy

Too funny!


2 posted on 01/24/2005 5:56:42 AM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: Texas Termite; LaDivaLoca; wingnuts'nbolts; manna; Okies love Dubya 2; Fawnn; ...

NO OFFENSE MEANT TO ANY OF YOU REDNECKS OUT THERE!


3 posted on 01/24/2005 5:56:59 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: Anna1345

a ping for you, this is too funny!


4 posted on 01/24/2005 5:57:12 AM PST by kiki04 ("If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is a man who has so much as to be out of danger?" - THH)
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To: TexasCowboy; All

Good one..


5 posted on 01/24/2005 5:57:52 AM PST by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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To: TexasCowboy

Excellent photos and I am still laughing. I humbly request you do some pics of northern city slickers(liberals)? NSNR


6 posted on 01/24/2005 5:58:03 AM PST by No Surrender No Retreat
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To: TexasCowboy

Hoo Boy!


7 posted on 01/24/2005 5:58:20 AM PST by Don'tMessWithTexas
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To: TexasCowboy

I resemble these remarks!!!!


8 posted on 01/24/2005 5:59:08 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: TexasCowboy

Actually, if this had a camo paint job, it would make an excellent portable deer stand. Just park it at one end of a big field, set the timer on the coffee maker, and wake up to fresh coffee and hunting right out of bed. Might need to install some gun ports in those windows, but how hard is that?

9 posted on 01/24/2005 6:01:55 AM PST by spodefly (Yo, homey ... Is that my briefcase?)
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To: TexasCowboy

The family photo is a joke, right?

Please?


10 posted on 01/24/2005 6:04:05 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: TexasCowboy
Oh Geez, I hope this keyboard lasts long enough to post this... Lots of coffee seeping into keyboard...
11 posted on 01/24/2005 6:05:49 AM PST by SledgeCS (Can anyone that is not a Muslim, defend Islam without laughing or regretting it later???)
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To: nuffsenuff
"The family photo is a joke, right?"

Well, I ain't gonna say it since they got it sittin' on their mantle!

12 posted on 01/24/2005 6:07:55 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: nuffsenuff

Believe it or not, some people actually looked like that.


13 posted on 01/24/2005 6:08:13 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens)
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To: TexasCowboy

14 posted on 01/24/2005 6:08:52 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: nuffsenuff

No I have met people like that, at a family reunion.


15 posted on 01/24/2005 6:08:55 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: TexasCowboy

LOL! You KNOW these people?


16 posted on 01/24/2005 6:08:56 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: TexasCowboy
My favorite redneck...

...and I ain't kidding, neither.

17 posted on 01/24/2005 6:10:31 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: nuffsenuff

That's what I was thinking...poor kid. already has big hair. The man with the # shaved on his back was pretty bad too.


18 posted on 01/24/2005 6:10:55 AM PST by EmilyGeiger
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To: television is just wrong

Yeah, in the eighties.

Is that a recent photo?

If so: LMAO!


19 posted on 01/24/2005 6:11:01 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: Hatteras

She just HAD to pose in front of the port-o-potty, didn't she?


20 posted on 01/24/2005 6:12:01 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: TexasCowboy

These two need to find each other.

21 posted on 01/24/2005 6:12:05 AM PST by martin_fierro (Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
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To: SledgeCS

Redneck + Christian = too sKerry for RATS. Watch for next campaign "we will turn rednecks into bluenecks".


22 posted on 01/24/2005 6:12:13 AM PST by Leo Carpathian
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To: TexasCowboy

BTT!!!!!!


23 posted on 01/24/2005 6:12:29 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: TexasCowboy

Have a new term for us to use: BLUENECK

As in stupid liberals in public

24 posted on 01/24/2005 6:13:07 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL, this stuff is too funny.


25 posted on 01/24/2005 6:13:08 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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To: Hatteras
Well, I weren't gonna post this one, 'cause it's kind of embarrassing.

Bessy Mae took it 'fore I even had time to shave.


26 posted on 01/24/2005 6:15:54 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: spodefly

Hey now, this might be an ole' boy's home there.


27 posted on 01/24/2005 6:16:33 AM PST by combat_boots (Dug in and not budging an inch.)
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To: TexasCowboy

REDNECK THREAD ALERT! They are generally pretty damn funny. Bookmark page and check in later in the day.


28 posted on 01/24/2005 6:16:35 AM PST by cpdiii (Oil Field Trash, Pilot, Pharmacist. (Oil Field Trash was the most fun.))
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To: TexasCowboy; tomkow6; uncleshag

FUNNY! Some are kinda gross though!


29 posted on 01/24/2005 6:17:39 AM PST by beachn4fun (Meandering to a different drummer.)
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To: TexasCowboy
NO OFFENSE MEANT TO ANY OF YOU REDNECKS OUT THERE!

None taken. ROFLOL!!!

30 posted on 01/24/2005 6:18:37 AM PST by Quilla
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To: martin_fierro
LOL!

Boy! Don't you know that was a surprise to come home to!

31 posted on 01/24/2005 6:19:53 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy

32 posted on 01/24/2005 6:20:08 AM PST by smith288 (I have posted over 10,000 times. The more I post, the more intelligent you become!)
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To: TexasCowboy
Redneck House Guest


33 posted on 01/24/2005 6:21:09 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: TexasCowboy

34 posted on 01/24/2005 6:22:17 AM PST by smith288 (I have posted over 10,000 times. The more I post, the more intelligent you become!)
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To: add925

That looks like Madri Gras in Newworlins!


35 posted on 01/24/2005 6:22:47 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy

Unfortunately, since my wife spends all my money, I had to tape up the back window to my Miata...using a Hefty trash bag and duct tape. I guess that makes it a Hefty White-trash bag, but I couldn't say that else my wife might think I was talking about her again.

36 posted on 01/24/2005 6:24:45 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: TexasCowboy; Apple Blossom

If you clear the leaves from the car port and find three lawn mowers. Only one of them works.


37 posted on 01/24/2005 6:25:01 AM PST by bmwcyle (Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
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To: TexasCowboy

Are the candles in the cans for a birthday party? or, are they holding a candlelight vigil for Dale Earnhardt?


38 posted on 01/24/2005 6:26:31 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: TexasCowboy

Thanks for the chuckle!


39 posted on 01/24/2005 6:26:55 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: TexasCowboy

40 posted on 01/24/2005 6:27:57 AM PST by Quilla
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To: TexasCowboy

A real redneck can name the track they are racing at in the hairy-back-Earnhart-fan picture. I can, But I ain't a redneck.


41 posted on 01/24/2005 6:29:47 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: TexasCowboy
I see you carry a camera while chasing rigs!

Read my tagline.

42 posted on 01/24/2005 6:30:18 AM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (Redneck from a red city, in a red county, in a red state.)
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To: TexasCowboy; pookie18

Thanks! Has Pookie seen these yet? I have the sneaking suspicion that a couple of these might show up in a toon thread...

LOL!
RB


43 posted on 01/24/2005 6:31:52 AM PST by RebelBanker (To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
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You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took there.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You! go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000.00 worth of improvements.
28. You have used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

44 posted on 01/24/2005 6:32:01 AM PST by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (www.BrilliantYachts.com)
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To: TexasCowboy

What!? No Cheetos in that gif?


45 posted on 01/24/2005 6:32:10 AM PST by Alia
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To: TexasCowboy

WOW, these are just too darn funny :) Wouldnt it be wonderful though, it we could laugh and make fun of ALL groups of people and not have the politically correct liberals calling them hate crimes? Thanks for making me smile this morning :)


46 posted on 01/24/2005 6:33:28 AM PST by JarheadFromFlorida
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To: TexasCowboy
If you own a Dodge Charger General Lee.

Denny Crane: "I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News."

47 posted on 01/24/2005 6:35:40 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: TexasCowboy

That's no Redneck, that's a Hippie.
He's wearing sandals instead of boots.

So9

48 posted on 01/24/2005 6:36:03 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: Quilla; All

You know you're a redneck when...

My cousins live in NC after being northerners for many years. Have a beautiful private farm with a long, rolling driveway. While out of town guests from up north were visiting, Joe took the trash out to the end of the driveway and saw a huge snake (something poisonous), pulled out his gun, shot it and was really excited to take it back up to the house to show their guests, because I guess this thing was a monster. Guests were horrified, but my cousin Barb laughed like crazy, because she said: "Wow, you know you're a redneck when you start showing off your roadkill to your northern friends!"

To add to this, a few days later, their daughter who is an entertainment exec for a large television network called them and said, 'Hi Mom - tell dad to pick up the other phone, I have someone here I want you both to say hello to.' So both Barb & Joe are on the phone, and who other than Jeff Foxworthy is on the line! They told him the roadkill story and he loved it! :)


49 posted on 01/24/2005 6:36:07 AM PST by Dasaji (WOO HOO!!!! 4 More Years!! - HEY! Become a FreeRepublic Monthly Donor!)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican

You spray Fabreeze on your clothes instead of washing them.


50 posted on 01/24/2005 6:37:11 AM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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