"Gay" penguins spark protest (Gays object male/female pairing)

Yahoo ^ | 2/11/05

[Sacajaweau]

Wonder if penguins have a shrinkage factor? Do the females just wait by the shoreline and let out a roar??

[ArGee]

He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

I haven't laughed so hard all week.

They may or may not be gay, but they are certainly "soft" if you get my drift.

Trying to hatch stones. If that isn't a perfect visual for what's wrong with the whole notion of "gay orientation" then I don't know what is.

Rich, rich rich!

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Does anybody know the exact day that Hell was loosed and took over the earth?

Jan 21, 1993?

Shalom.

[armymarinemom]

......I'm so confused.....

[Fiddlstix]

.......a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. This is so stupid. Maybe the "gays" should start an "adopt a suspected gay penguin" program or something.
Damn! Gay Penguins!
(Just when you think you've heard it all...........)
LOL

[KidGlock]

[ArGee]

Next they'll be teaching the little penguins that it's perfectly normal to be a gay penguin.

Not until they figure out those stones won't hatch and start adopting.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Paul Lynde: "You turn it over to see if it "smiles"!"

Paul Lynde was one FUNNY man. I still remember the exchange:

Q: If you give a dog a pat on the head it will wag its tail. What will a goose do?

Lynde: Make him bark.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

What "sexual orientation" does that make my dog?

Omnisexual.

Shalom.

[Killborn]

1968

[Kenny Bunk]

You neglected to mention that the reception was held at Le Gai Pinguin, once White Plains NY's most fashionable boite de nuit. Thanks to you, I finally know the reason for the exclusive club's existence.

[ArGee]

If one objects to a dog humping a garden hose, does that make you a 'hose-o-phobe'?

If you have an irrational fear of those who don't like homosexuals are you a phobophobe?

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

[scripter]

Jan 21, 1993?

Good guess!

[TheCrusader]

"When satan and his followers were cast out of heaven? Just a guess."

No doubt that hell has been contesting for control over the earth since that very day; but I believe it was sometime in the 20th century that evil spread all over the earth as the worst wars in man's history took place, abortion became a "right", narcissism became a value, patriotism became a crime, marriage became a game, the Courts became God, and almost every crime of perversion, pornography and sexual deviancy became legal.

[moonpie57]

I haven't laughed so hard all week.

Me either...I'm busting a gut here...lol...this is just too funny.

[massgopguy]

Maybe they are stupid.

[nicmarlo]

the absurd gay follies continue into the animal world now.

[EdReform]

The key word is fear. Homosexual organizations and pro-homosexual activists constantly use the 'homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom, therefore it's genetic and normal' arguement, so this experiment is a very real threat to their propaganda machine.

[EdReform]

Boy howdy!