Posted on 02/12/2005 1:31:51 PM PST by mike magoon
Edited on 02/12/2005 3:26:40 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
please visit my site and check out what this sicko cop thinks is funny. I was trying to form a nieghborhood watch in my area when sychoboy showed his true proffesionalism twoards my fafily and I also my 13 yr. old son. this guy is truley a pig. I have alot of respect for officers but this guy and his band of criminal cops have got to go. please visit my site and show your support for the good fight in my guestbook and show your descust for this sycho in his messageboard at [crackle crackle] thank you all p.s. make sure to view all of my site there will be more up soon.
At least it doesn't have fafily in it.
yew poostd a rede ex
Would you be my friend?
Yu no speeling dozen m@tter on pozztz.
I see you have chosen this time to thoroughly humiliate yourself in public.
You show your public school education proudly.
my eye-es-pee wuz stuned fer a minit
trie refrishin
And that's a darned shame, seeing that I have figured out how to do that just about every day of the week without getting banned. He could have freepmailed me first for pointers, without fear of exposure by the WashPost.
I'm sorry, I didn't know you was speekin Uboniks......... pleze fergiv my prebius tri at humer....
LOL!
Well were descusting it wright hear, dont be sycho .
I am deeplt saddened. I should scarmable out of hear and save my fafily. Seriesly.
I refrishd mor dan un tIm butt DIS tIm eye ken CEE it.
O ha o ha o ha!!!
You know, the more I read that, the more I like it. I'll have to change my tag line for a while. Thanks!
Yew spelt should rite.
Baaaaaaad.
o. we R descustin it rn,t wee? I chuttd rele gud!
Der ist NUTKINK lft uf da midstle pert uf da tergt
Il;l bet you chute beetrer that those sycho cops.
Eye guot;
This thread has been pulled.
Pulled on 02/12/2005 2:52:20 PM PST by Admin Moderator, reason:
No thanks.
Okay
o. Wate. YEW dn,t poole it. Surry, sumwon nam Admin ded da derty werk. Surry to bofr yew.
Hey!! Are you the author of this old gem? I've always enjoyed it...
Having chosen english as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.
European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult - for example, cough, plough, rough, through, and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of change to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by participating nations.
In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of a soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would reseive the news with joy. Then the hard 'c' would be replased by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter.
There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it was anounsed that the troublesome 'ph' would henseforth be written as 'f'. This would make words like 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where some komplikated shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.
We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and peopl would be reseptiv to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by 'v' vitsh is, after al half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze unesesary 'o' kuld be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'. Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drems of de guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
O ha O ha O ha
Dat ist porblble rit!
my fafily and I also thank you're post.
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