When Will I be Banned? (His doom was at hand. Rejoicing fills the land.)

Linda Ronstadt

[dead in the water]

I have signed up
I used free email
When will I be banned?

I have logged in
With my new screename
When will I be banned?

Ever since two thousand
It’s been the same old thing
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
You are history!

I am new here
I have posted
When will I be banned?

Nazi mods are watching
They’ve nothing better to do
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
That’s the end of you!

I have signed up
I have posted
When will I be banned?
When will I be banned

Tell me, when will I be banned?

[Moose4]

Answer: Sometime between 1124 and 1129 EST.

Fastest ZOTs in the West, that's our Mods.

}:-)4

[darkwing104]

I think you are confusing "banned" with "Zot".
Do you like kitties?

[armymarinemom]

[bitt]

When will you be Loved?

[King Prout]

get in before the ZOT!

[tuliptree76]

Hi.

[bitt]

beat cha, Meek!

[Alouette]

[tuliptree76]

I was too late.

[Slings and Arrows]

"A poet who reads his work in public may have other nasty habits."
--Robert A. Heinlein

[SmithL]

Sometimes three or four jointed.

[King Prout]

the mods flashfried the fool in a twinkling

[international american]

Thank you King!

[backhoe]

The quality of you new disruptors and trolls is pathetic.

In my day, we had some real talented and feisty ones, but this new crop is stunted.

You do get credit for not being funtionally illiterate, however.

[King Prout]

you are full of good quips today!

[OkieDoke]

My favorite song, off that album with her sitting in front of a mirror ('Blue Bayou'?):
'Did Your Mother Have Any Children That Lived?'

[tuliptree76]

They are very quick.

[Shellback Chuck]

long download but funny

http://homepage.mac.com/franklinrh/.Movies/felch.mov

[Skip Ripley]

Take solace in the knowledge that your dog is finaly getting enough cheese

[processing please hold]

You're MD4BUSH, right?