Boca manufacturer of enlargement pill slapped with lawsuit

BocaNews ^ | 2/17/05 | Sean Salai

[Libloather]

"I won’t lie. The two women they used were smoking hot,"

A product that works before delivery?

[Betaille]

I don't know how these scam artists were planning on getting away w/it.

[speedy]

This is one trial where I hate to have to view Exhibit A.

[Betaille]

"I won’t lie. The two women they used were smoking hot,"

Alright, we need pictures here people!

[KansasConservative1]

"slapped" with lawsuit

interesting choice of words...;-)

[Spruce]

What ever happened to just buying a corvette?

[Blood of Tyrants]

He ate 32 POUNDS of the pills before he decided they didn't work?

[Happygal]

He should have tied a few fishing weights to the end of it, he might have had a better chance of 'enlargement' *L*

[mcg1969]

“I won’t lie. The two women they used were smoking hot,” DeNittis said.

I'm impressed with this lawyer's command of legal jargon.

[EricT.]

Ya want to enlarge your penis? Smack it with a sledge hammer. It'll swell up nicely.

[Sgt_Schultze]

New Jersey businessman Michael Coluzzi, 35, alleges in the class-action lawsuit that he paid $59.95 for a 30-day supply of the penis pills sold by Alzare LLC but “experienced no increase in penis size” despite a guarantee of three inches within a week.

When you are as big a d!ck as this guy, the pills' deefcts cannot be noticed.

[laweeks]

I can't believe he's stupid enough to not only buy the junk but to file a lawsuit against the pill pushers. Does this mean that the "before" and "after" photos will be the same? Will he have a leg to stand on? (Sorry)

[lightman]

He ate 32 POUNDS of the pills before he decided they didn't work?

Seems to me he needed a 25% enlargement of the interior of the big head.

[NorCalRepub]

you guys in Ireland are so innovative........LOL>

[BipolarBob]

Does this mean I WON'T get my money back? sniff . . sniff . . head down and kicking gravel

[Happygal]

Hey if it doesn't work (or if it drops off, for that matter! *L*) don't sue me! *L*

[Rebelbase]

I don't know if this will stand up in court.

[NorCalRepub]

haha.......I wouldn't fool with mother nature though I've fooled her by lifting weights all these years......keeps me younger, but I won't fool with the jewels.....I need to meet more HAPPYGALS

[BansheeBill]

Coluzzi reportedly consumed 32 pounds of Alzare penis pills made of ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine and other sexual ingredients.

What might other "sexual ingredients" be?

[Time is now]

Shama Lama Ding Dong!