Posted on 02/18/2005 10:27:37 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
ArGee rule of life #37. Never date a woman who is trained in weaponry. Your ego doesn't need the competition.
Shalom.
Thanks! I needed that.
The Top 5 Songs on the
Benedictine Monks' Best-Selling CD
5. Beat It
4. Can't Touch That!
3. I Write the Psalms
2. Smells Like (Holy Spirit)
and the #1 Song on the Benedictine Monks' Best-Selling CD...
Light My Friar
I actually have not been able to stop laughing.
Definition of Divorce:
The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
hmm i dont knowwhat you are talking about i simply postedthat pic because of the two toned paint job on it :-D
Really. :^)
But I'm glad to see FA is picking up the slack in my absence...this unofficial thread has my blessing! :o)
My face and sides hurt from laughing. Thanks a million.
Did you get some Mount & Do through the nose?
Last week someone posted the aircraft technician report thing that I got busted for laughing about.
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some
Individuals throughout the division have been using foul language during
the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We
do however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided
So that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting bitch.
3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh--ing me!
6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a s--t.
7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This s--t won't work.
10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat s--t and die.
13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss?
18 ) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick.
Thank You,
Human Resources
(BTW... great tagline)
Pingaling!
Phew, I am relieved to get your blessing.
Glad to see that Tedy B. is doing okay, as well...
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