Posted on 02/21/2005 5:04:52 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster
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It is alleged that, last November, during a shooting incident by a son of Jang Sung-taek, who is Kim Jong-il's brother-in-law, Kim knocked unconscious.
A source who used to be in N. Korean intelligence said on Feb. 14 that this story is making a round among high-level N. Korean security officials. According to this intelligence, between the night of Nov. 28 and the early morning of Nov. 29, there was a family gathering including Kim Jong-il, his second son Kim Jong-chol, Jang Sung-taek's son(Jang is Kim's brother-in-law), during which shots were fired, and fights erupted. In the midst of this chaos, Kim Jong-il also knocked unconscious.
The source said that Jang's son fired at Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-chol took him on physically. In the process, Kim Jong-il was either grazed (by a bullet) or shocked at the shooting, which led to his loss of consciousness, it is suspected. This story must have come from agents guarding him at the time.
Jang's son was sacked when his father, who was the First Vice Director of Organization Guidance Dept. of Worker's Party, was purged last spring. However, somehow he was attending the family gathering last November. He was a high ranking official at Party's Central Committee before his sacking. After that, he was said to be a high-level official at Party Committee of N. Hamgyong Province. However, some believes that he was actually a high ranking officer at the Bureau of Guards.
Kim Jong-il's sister, Kim Kyong-hee(Jang's wife), petitioned Kim Jong-il twice for leniency ( for her husband) after Jang was purged. However, both petitions were turned down. She has been in seclusion since. Until early last year, experts (on N. Korea) regarded Jang as the prime candidate to succeed Kim Jong-il after his death.
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Surely you must still have memberships in S&M clubs?
How do ya say.....Hey watch this !......in Korean ?
Madam Albright sent a get well card with her condolences.
I am confused is Little Kim got into gun fight with his brother in law
Please sayyyy Little Kim
He going be romey
Man this turn into episode of General Hospital LOL!
You know what ask any Female freepers who were fans of days of our lives if you think Stephio Di Meria has so many relatives Little Kim have more relatives than him
Sounds like your typical West Virginia Thanksgiving....
Laz, can you pick up line one, there's a Mistress Cruella who wants to know when you're going to settle your bill from your last visit.
Oh, wait, that was supposed to be a private Freepmail. Disregard.
There about three word that connect to Little Kim
Roamey Car accident and his sons like going to Japanese disneyland or Whorehouses
Damn you! Now I have to hate you for beating me. And not in that way.
Tell Mistress Cruella I ain't payin.
I didn't get ONE SCAR.
I think that was Churchill.
Churchill it was. None the less, a very profound observation.
I was thinking the same thing.
MATT DAMMMMMMMOOOOOOON!
North Korean Peoples Army Major: "Dear Leader, we have created new control console for you. You can determine what all the people in the DPRK are saying and doing and control them accordingly with this button here."
Kim Jong-il: "This button here?"
Major: "Yes, Dear Leader."
KJI: "Great. Now what is this button?"
Major: "Dear Leader, that is the button that controls all the p$rn video feeds from Hollywood, all the new movies just off the presses."
KJI: "Tremendous, can I use either hand to push the button?"
Major: "Yes, Dear Leader."
KJI [excitedly]: Fantastic! And what is this button over here?"
Major: "Dear Leader, that is the button that will fire our Dong-3 nuclear missiles toward the western United States."
KJI [rabid foaming at the mouth]: "Awesome. Finally, I will right the wrongs inflicted on my father by those capitalist dogs! Finally, I can unite the Korean peninsula under my inspired leadership! Finally, I will assume my place among the world powers and other leaders must treat me as an equal! Finally, I will show them who is, who is ... boss? Major, why does it say "Glass Factory" above the button for the nuclear missiles?"
Major: "Dear Leader, that is what the Americans say they will turn the DPRK into if you fire your nukes at them."
KJI [meekly]: "Major, where is that p$rn button again?"
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