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Bring religion back to American government (Zotted by irreligious mod).
Hmmmmmmm. ^ | 2-25-05 | Jared Simpson, eleven-star ayatollah.

Posted on 02/25/2005 1:18:59 PM PST by robertborkiscool

America is a nation on the decline because of our move away from God and religion and our love of secularism. Children are taught evil, immoral things in school such as how to put condoms on bananas and Darwin's theory of evolution. Mandatory prayer in public schools has been forced out, along with theology. These wonderful Biblical things have been replaced by an ungodly love of science and other anti-Christian, anti-moral subjects.

Most of Europe has plunged itself into the depraved depths of Sodom and Gomorrah because of its secularism. America is well on its way to following them. But it doesn't have to be this way. In a world that is increasingly moving away from religion and traditional values, a shining beacon of light stands as a courageous fortress of morality and virtue. That beacon is fudamentalist Islam. Islamic theocracies have none of the evils that plague our secular society. They have no abortions, no gay marriage, no teaching of evolution, and no teenage girls dressed like sluts. They are morally superior to us and we should strive to follow their example. Let us bring religion and moral values back to our government and our society.

I watch the situation in Iraq and pray each day that Iraq follows the virtuous, fundamentalist path of Iran rather than the evil, secularist path of non-fundamentalist Muslim nations like Turkey. Countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia are the best examples of moral values we have, and America should become more like them. The secularist tendencies of the new Afghan government are another worry. We never should have removed the Taliban from power.

America is a nation obsessed with freedom and individual rights. If we are to become a virtuous and moral nation, we must learn to make the rights of the individual subordinate to the morality and virtue of the whole. If freedom means the freedom to smoke marijuana, leer at bikini-clad women, or read Darwinist gibberish, I want no part of it. If freedom stands in the way of morality, then freedom must go, for nothing is more important than morals and the way of God.

I am a Christian, but I salute Islam for sticking to its guns and not becoming "moderate" like so many of my lost Christian brothers have. May fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Christianity work together to defeat the evil of Satan, secularism, Darwin, and the abortionist. Long live the Islamic Republic of Iran! May America find its way and follow Iran's shining example of morality.


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To: Knitting A Conundrum
The funny thing is that this guy thinks that this would appeal.

Iran just executed a rape victim for having sex. If I have to choose between a country where the "girls dress like sluts" and that....

121 posted on 02/25/2005 4:13:25 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (No one knows the shape of the future or where it will take us. We know only the way is paved in pain)
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To: robertborkiscool

I ain't yo brother, fool. Wotta maroon.


122 posted on 02/25/2005 4:16:00 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yep, I don't want to live where Sharia law is the rule of the day....There is a place for civil, secular law


123 posted on 02/25/2005 4:18:39 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

(How many times do I have ta tell ya? It's "'Face"!)

Having had to make the decision for my mother, I don't want my son to go through it.

(FReepmail me and tell me the latest...)


124 posted on 02/25/2005 4:19:21 PM PST by Monkey Face ("Moonbats just don't make no sense!")
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To: bperiwinkle7

I was just goofin' off actually.

Thanks!
*chuckle*
I did like that about "Dear Admin Moderator, I sadly believe that you and your host of vigilant watchers are, alas, an urban myth............."

*chuckle*


125 posted on 02/25/2005 4:20:38 PM PST by Darksheare ("How can I fall when you just won't give me raisins?" -misheard lyrics, 'How Can I Fall' by Breathe)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!

My twin was used for spare parts.
Fenders.. dash.. rims and suspension..


126 posted on 02/25/2005 4:23:28 PM PST by Darksheare ("How can I fall when you just won't give me raisins?" -misheard lyrics, 'How Can I Fall' by Breathe)
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To: Darksheare

Bet he could use a beer.


127 posted on 02/25/2005 4:26:50 PM PST by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: bperiwinkle7; Darksheare
I think it's originally Latin from the Requiem Mass (by Mozart). A way for Monty Python to make fun of Roman Catholics.
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem,
Blessed Lord Jesus, grant them rest,

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem,
Blessed Lord Jesus, grant them rest,

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem, sempiternam.
Blessed Lord Jesus, grant them eternal rest.


128 posted on 02/25/2005 4:30:52 PM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: robertborkiscool
Late again
129 posted on 02/25/2005 4:31:31 PM PST by squarebarb
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

My late ex- and I were offered $20,000 in 1972 for our 10 year-old daughter by one of the Arab princes...

Needless to say, we declined. I would not even GO to Saudi Arabia because of the repression of women as human beings. They are, in most Islamic countries, "chattel."


130 posted on 02/25/2005 4:32:12 PM PST by Monkey Face ("Moonbats just don't make no sense!")
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To: international american

Probably!


131 posted on 02/25/2005 4:34:19 PM PST by Darksheare ("How can I fall when you just won't give me raisins?" -misheard lyrics, 'How Can I Fall' by Breathe)
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To: Betis70

It was a pretty good bit in the movie though.
But the best part was the killer rabbit.


132 posted on 02/25/2005 4:35:17 PM PST by Darksheare ("How can I fall when you just won't give me raisins?" -misheard lyrics, 'How Can I Fall' by Breathe)
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To: international american

Bet so!

Got an extra beer for a FRiend?


133 posted on 02/25/2005 4:35:39 PM PST by Monkey Face ("Moonbats just don't make no sense!")
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To: Monkey Face
$20,000.00? Sheesh the most my dad was ever offered for me was six cows. :)

Chattle is to kind a word for it. It really is another world there, and not a very nice one from what I hear.

134 posted on 02/25/2005 4:38:07 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (No one knows the shape of the future or where it will take us. We know only the way is paved in pain)
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To: Monkey Face

" Maybe I should sign up to be a Mod...hmmmm"

I don't think it would work.

" I got zotted by the MF Mod"


135 posted on 02/25/2005 4:39:19 PM PST by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Darksheare

It was funny, I'll admit. I also like the "Holy Handgrenade of Antioch".

The best bit was the "Old woman" scene though.


136 posted on 02/25/2005 4:39:42 PM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: Betis70

"What is the average airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Uh.. I don't know! Aaaaiiiiiieee!"


137 posted on 02/25/2005 4:41:10 PM PST by Darksheare ("How can I fall when you just won't give me raisins?" -misheard lyrics, 'How Can I Fall' by Breathe)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You are summonsed to a pagan Zot!ing.

Pagan zot!ings are the best kind! Especially since I've been on vacation and haven't had the pleasure of ZOTTING anything for a week.

I've got the ice cream!

138 posted on 02/25/2005 4:44:05 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Six cows???

WOW! The most I ever heard offered was 10 cows, by Johnny Lingo!

Good price! But if your dad had accepted, you wouldn't be here telling us about it!

Women are not allowed to go anywhere alone (without male escort) not allowed to have driver licenses or real estate, and not allowed to leave their faces uncovered while a guest. Men and women dine in separate rooms when a "family" is invited for a meal.

Unless a woman is the daughter of royalty, she has no protection. Even as royalty, if she dishonors her family, her fate is sealed: she will be beheaded publicly. Period.


139 posted on 02/25/2005 4:51:20 PM PST by Monkey Face ("Moonbats just don't make no sense!")
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To: SandyInSeattle

I got the chocolate/fudge sauce!


140 posted on 02/25/2005 4:52:07 PM PST by Monkey Face ("Moonbats just don't make no sense!")
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