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Ex-topless dancer sells a breast (but just one)
news.com.au ^
| 3-3-05
| From correspondents in Miami
Posted on 03/03/2005 3:13:03 PM PST by Rakkasan1
A FORMER topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her huge breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.
Tawny Peaks, as she was known professionally, said yesterday she had retrieved the implants from a box in her closet after watching a television program about bizarre items sold on the internet auction site. She said she would autograph the size 69-HH implant for the winner but would keep its mate.
As of last night, the top bid was $US2300 ($2927).
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breast; dancer; ex; sells; topless
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To: Flyer
"Skipper Oilfield is going to come over and dance for you." Skipper Oilfield can stay right where he's at, thank you.
61
posted on
03/03/2005 4:26:55 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
Stripper Gore....Nude Gingrich LOL!
62
posted on
03/03/2005 4:28:58 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: Petronski
More than a mouthful is a waste.
63
posted on
03/03/2005 4:30:06 PM PST
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: cyborg
Something like that, yeah. ;O)
64
posted on
03/03/2005 4:30:54 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky. Sometimes I'm downright grouchy. Grrr.)
To: Rakkasan1
This is the most udderly ridiculous thread I have read for a while. The most funny in a while too!!! She should have given the other one to the poor fool she titty whacked.
65
posted on
03/03/2005 4:37:37 PM PST
by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: TheOtherOne
66
posted on
03/03/2005 4:45:11 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Keep capitol punishment safe,legal , and rare...shoot the perp in the head.)
To: Rakkasan1
I wonder if she experienced a personality change after she had them removed? ;oP
67
posted on
03/03/2005 4:45:12 PM PST
by
60Gunner
(vox populi, baby.)
To: TheOtherOne
"Note to self: do not do google image search for striper names"
Disney is re-doing Bugs Bunny for the new millennium. His new name is "Buzz Bunny". I can't wait to see the reaction of parents when their kids google that name. Try it and see for yourself what comes up. I think Disney should have seen this BEFORE they renamed ol' Bugs.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6989380/ MSNBC - Bugs Bunny gets an extreme makeover
68
posted on
03/03/2005 4:45:46 PM PST
by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: Joe 6-pack
my stipper name is Rasta Viking
69
posted on
03/03/2005 4:46:20 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Keep capitol punishment safe,legal , and rare...shoot the perp in the head.)
To: Rakkasan1
your a crappie speller That's some fishy grammar!
To: hophead
To: King Prout
Maybe I could have it installed and y'all could call me Uniboob!
Or when people say, "look at that boob over there", I'll know for certain that they are talking about me!
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posted on
03/03/2005 4:54:59 PM PST
by
Eaker
(stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
To: Eaker
This stuff is funnier than any South Park episode. Its nice to see a lighter side post after following all the normal posts here.
73
posted on
03/03/2005 5:05:12 PM PST
by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: Eaker
might have to change your name to BooBoo.
I can imagine The Kid calling you that... with that evil-charming post-shoot grin of hers.
74
posted on
03/03/2005 5:09:45 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: Joe 6-pack
Jones Culpepper?????
bwaaaaaahahahahahaha!
75
posted on
03/03/2005 5:13:34 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: King Prout
I taught her a lesson on the basketball court the other night.
She said she could beat me in one-on-one.
I knocked the goal down with my Jeep.
She wasn't so durn smug after that!!
76
posted on
03/03/2005 5:22:30 PM PST
by
Eaker
(stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
To: Eaker
damn, dude!
If I didn't have a perfectly suitable father, I'd bloody well adopt ya.
77
posted on
03/03/2005 5:24:29 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: King Prout
LOL!
I do what little I can!
78
posted on
03/03/2005 5:26:10 PM PST
by
Eaker
(stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
To: Joe 6-pack
She wanted something to help her cherish the mammary. Some punsters around here may think this is udderly ridiculous and will try to milk this for all it's worth, so I'm just going to try and nip it in the bud. Bravo.
79
posted on
03/03/2005 5:36:54 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
To: Joe 6-pack
...First name = the name of your favorite pet (past or present) ...Last name = the name of a street you live (or once lived) on.
That would make me Moonshine Cardinal.
80
posted on
03/03/2005 5:38:06 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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