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DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers
DFU/Uncleshag productions
| 4-3-05
| Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag
Posted on 04/03/2005 10:43:48 AM PDT by doug from upland
Leaving? Stop the Drama
Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane
Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically
You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree
We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.
If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do
You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!
We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy
Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned
You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned
We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...
So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: adios; autozot; begone; buttcheeks; byebye; dfuisanazi; freerepublic; opus; seeya; whiner; wussy
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To: LibKill
FRee Medicine!!
Better than NyQuil!!
BYOB
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posted on
04/03/2005 11:10:10 AM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: pelikan; uncleshag; doug from upland
"Wait til Tonk hears this one!"
They (uncleshag and doug from upland) have done it again!
To: uncleshag
Aw come on you know you love your padded cell acoustic studio! :)You can reward yourself by going fishing!
To: doug from upland; uncleshag; StarCMC; Old Sarge; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; laurenmarlowe; ...
Award Winning OPUS with the Mostest!
(tongue in cheek as it were.)
I have been flamed, shamed, denigrated, fried,
spied upon, FReepmailed, insulted, Flamed,
blamed, rammed and jammed
'til my ego can't take anymore!
Thus so, FR, I must take leave of this den of thiefs
flamers, blamers, schemers, good time Charlies, jesters
and clowns!
Oh by the way, this is not an OPUS just wanted to get a few things off my chest!
LOL!!
bentfeather
To: doug from upland
Wow! You guys have really been busy this week! And this one is soooooo needed!
25
posted on
04/03/2005 11:23:04 AM PDT
by
luvie
(Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
To: doug from upland
Wow! You guys have really been busy this week! And this one is soooooo needed!
26
posted on
04/03/2005 11:23:05 AM PDT
by
luvie
(Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
To: doug from upland; uncleshag
BWAHAHAHA! Great work. :)
27
posted on
04/03/2005 11:24:15 AM PDT
by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
To: uncleshag; doug from upland
I cannot resist...
To all the dramatists...
28
posted on
04/03/2005 11:24:49 AM PDT
by
pelikan
(If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
To: uncleshag; MeekOneGOP
Hey Meekie!
If you can get a break from your troll-hunting, check this out!
29
posted on
04/03/2005 11:26:21 AM PDT
by
pelikan
(If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
To: doug from upland
Great job Doug. Two of those butt-cheeks are mine. 8^)
Nam Vet
30
posted on
04/03/2005 11:26:32 AM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: doug from upland
ROFLOL. WTG it was badly needed.
31
posted on
04/03/2005 11:27:01 AM PDT
by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
To: uncleshag; doug from upland; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; ...
LOL! I think the Viking Kitties would like these lyrics, too.
They fit the Admin Moderator assisted "Opuses" (Opii?), too. :)
32
posted on
04/03/2005 11:28:26 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: doug from upland
To: pelikan
haha! Yeah. Funny. I just called the Kitties, too. :)
34
posted on
04/03/2005 11:31:42 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: AZamericonnie
Connie, I'll see your moon and raise you two.
35
posted on
04/03/2005 11:32:06 AM PDT
by
jslade
(People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
To: doug from upland
I'm STAYING!!!!
Can't make me go!
But here's my Opus!
36
posted on
04/03/2005 11:34:10 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Success doesn't "happen." It is organized, preempted, captured, by consecrated common sense.)
To: doug from upland; uncleshag
I love uncleshag's voice.
37
posted on
04/03/2005 11:35:13 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Something wicked this way comes)
To: doug from upland
John Denver? Wasn't that by Peter, Paul and Mary? Hippie trio extraordinaire?
To: doug from upland; uncleshag
Encore!
Much more entertaining than any opus I've read.
39
posted on
04/03/2005 11:36:35 AM PDT
by
BIGLOOK
(I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
To: MeekOneGOP
Well, consider all the opii to be effective culling of the herd.
I'm all for natural selection, survival of the fittest, whatever you want to call it. Perhaps we should be very much even more meaner.
40
posted on
04/03/2005 11:36:38 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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