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US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work
The Daily Telegraph (UK) ^ | April 21, 2005 | By Tom Leonard in New York

Posted on 04/21/2005 4:56:39 PM PDT by aculeus

An American police force is planning to sign up a monkey to reinforce its elite special operations team.

Members of the special weapons and tactics (SWAT) unit in Mesa, Arizona, believe that a capuchin monkey, dressed in a bullet-proof jacket and equipped with a two-way radio and video camera, could prove an invaluable reconnaissance tool.

The SWAT team's commander has agreed to a feasibility study into the use of a capuchin monkey. Sean Truelove, a SWAT officer who builds and operates reconnaissance robots, has applied for a £53,000 federal grant to fund the four-year monkey project. Capuchins have already been trained to be companions to quadriplegics, performing tasks such as serving food, turning off lights and brushing hair. Mr Truelove said the same training could prepare a capuchin monkey for police intelligence work.

He said the monkeys, which weigh only 3-8lb and whose puzzle-solving skills are enhanced by tiny, dexterous human-like hands, could unlock doors, search buildings and find injured people upon command.

Their size could allow them into places that officers and robots could not reach, such as attic rafters, he said. "Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it. It would change the way we do business."

Mr Truelove is prepared for potential opposition from animal rights groups and insists that the capuchin would not be sent into action if "the threat level is too high". Gloves for its hands and feet would protect it from broken glass.

Just as he has never known a suspect to harm a robot, he predicted that criminals would be "too stunned" by the capuchin's appearance to hurt it.

Information appearing on telegraph.co.uk is the copyright of Telegraph Group Limited and must not be reproduced in any medium without licence.


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To: LibertarianInExile

I was wondering if anybody would have the chutzpah to work in mandrill. A tip of the topper to you, my friend.


61 posted on 04/21/2005 7:27:25 PM PDT by speedy
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To: LibertarianInExile

"LOL. Just getting the monkeys off our back. Far more fun to pun about the news than simply read about those friggin 400-lb gorillas in Congress screwing things up again."

Amen brother. That's the truth, not just something one hears
through the apevine.


62 posted on 04/21/2005 7:35:00 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: speedy
"Even at the United Nations, the puns will turn toward coffee anon."

I think the movement will mostly affect the arabica speaking nations but will grind to a halt before it gathers much steam.

63 posted on 04/21/2005 7:36:11 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: Blurblogger

He's really cute, and I bet smart too, LOL.


64 posted on 04/21/2005 7:37:59 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Joe 6-pack

You've described the situation to a tea, but I guess we should leave that subject for another time.


65 posted on 04/21/2005 7:41:32 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

Now my interest is pekoed....and you should have guessed I would have lipton this opportunity. You're ability to tea-se is steeped in legend, and I'm suddenly infused with the desire to keep on punning!!


66 posted on 04/21/2005 7:50:13 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: Blurblogger; Joe 6-pack; Xenalyte

I tried to sell the Mesa PD on the cuter, less expensive and more easily trainable badger. Their predictable reply (all together now): "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"


67 posted on 04/21/2005 9:00:53 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Victoria Delsoul
He's really cute, and I bet smart too, LOL.

That's exactly why I refused to work with a capuchin monkey. They show me up, and get all the attention.

68 posted on 04/21/2005 9:04:39 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

LOL!


69 posted on 04/21/2005 9:06:40 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: aculeus
Contact: Holly Hosac
480.644.3994 Tel

Monday, April 18, 2005

News Releases

Mesa Police Department Responds to East Valley Tribune Article and Inquiries

On Saturday, April 16, the East Valley Tribune published an article entitled “SWAT idea takes a swing at crime – E.V. officer suggests making skillful monkey part of team.” The article was based on discussions between Tribune reporter Kristina Davis and SWAT Officer Sean Truelove while Davis attended the Department’s SWAT school in March. The article stated that the Mesa Police Department is seeking approximately $100,000 in federal grant money to purchase a monkey for use in SWAT operations. In fact, this was exploratory in nature, as an inquiry was made by Officer Truelove as he conducted research into the feasibility of the idea.

While Officer Truelove explored the idea of training a capuchin monkey for special-ops intelligence, and submitted an inquiry to the U.S. Department of Defense, the idea was never approved for use in Mesa SWAT operations. Truelove sought guidance from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency regarding the cost and feasibility of the project; however, the action should not be considered an official Mesa Police Department grant request, as it was never formally presented to, or approved by the Department’s Command Staff.

“While we have always encouraged our Department members to seek creative and innovative ways to improve public safety in our community, we regret any conclusions that were reached based on Saturday’s Tribune article,” said Mesa Police Chief Dennis Donna. “The purchase of a capuchin monkey has not been considered by executive staff and I would like to be certain that any media covering this story is properly informed.”

Additional inquiries can be addressed to the Mesa Police Department’s Media Relations Office.

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70 posted on 04/21/2005 9:33:54 PM PDT by Tarantulas
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To: Tarantulas

The UK paper ran with the story anyhow. LOL.


71 posted on 04/22/2005 5:28:38 AM PDT by aculeus (Ceci n'est pas une tag line.)
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