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Elton John Feuding over Marriage Rumors (Vanity and Just Utter Twaddle!)
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| Timeless 2005
| By Chip Hilton
Posted on 04/27/2005 1:15:04 PM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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Just twaddle where "the authors obscure the line between the real with the surreal". And if this story isn't your cup of Twining's tea , then
Dan Rather Going to Naked News(AARP)" just might.
To: fight_truth_decay
"Says ex-manager and ex-lover John Reid, with whom Sir Elton has also feuded, The old poufter certainly has anger management issues. Hes a serial feuder. Thats why he needs to shop so much. Its his way of relaxing. "
Oh well, guess he won't be able to work at the U.N.
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:17:10 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Liberal Talking Point - Bush = Hitler ... Republican Talking Point - Let the Liberals Talk)
To: fight_truth_decay
"Pop diva Elton John...." I lost it right there!
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:17:36 PM PDT
by
Niteranger68
("I am not a conservative because I am successful; I am successful because I am a conservative.")
To: fight_truth_decay
"Twaddle" is an interesting choice of words, considering the content of the article. ;)
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:19:14 PM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Blind Rushbot- Waiting for instructions from the Maha.)
To: RacerF150
Bullocks! Utter twaddle! Steaming horse droppings! thundered Sir EltonHey, Elton. Do us all a favor & don't say anything unless Bernie Taupin writes it, ok?
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:19:49 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
To: RacerF150
Bullocks! Utter twaddle! Steaming horse droppings!
That describes most of Madame Elton's music!
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:19:51 PM PDT
by
kaktuskid
To: fight_truth_decay; Bethbg79
I am LMAO. I don't even know where to start!
Hey Bethy - check this out. Good for a laff.
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:20:18 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: fight_truth_decay
Pop diva? WTH? OK, so the "diva" is PMS'ing that his, errm her bri....err groomsman is cheating on him...err, her.
In other news, Winnie The Pooh got his hand stuck in the honey jar and was reported to have said "Oh, bother".
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:20:58 PM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(Matthew 16:18)
To: fight_truth_decay
If the star-crossed lovers do get their knickers in a bunch, Queenie can always fall back on his Boy Scout gig...
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:21:12 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters)
To: StarCMC
I am sorry Elton John is inflicted with the horrendous growth Utter twaddle.
I do believe it can be removed with just local anesthesia.
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:22:23 PM PDT
by
Syncro
To: Puppage
Hey, Elton. Do us all a favor & don't say anything unless Bernie Taupin writes it, ok?
Wouldn't be much of an improvement on some of the most asinine 'poetic' lyrics ever written...
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:23:34 PM PDT
by
Borges
To: Puppage
Hey, Elton. Do us all a favor & don't say anything unless Bernie Taupin writes it, ok?Perfect!
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:25:31 PM PDT
by
Rockitz
(After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
To: fight_truth_decay
The very notion is insulting. It's unnatural
Excuse me? What f'ing planet are you from?
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:26:54 PM PDT
by
scab4faa
(My mom says I'm cool.)
To: fight_truth_decay
Elton disgusts me. He is a disgusting pig.
Too bad, I used to consider him a very gifted musician.
Can't get past the disgusting pig part now.
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:27:52 PM PDT
by
trillabodilla
(Pray for President Bush!)
To: fight_truth_decay
Sure, David and I are apart a lot, but theres no way he would ever look to a woman, let alone some Canadian bacon, for affection. The very notion is insulting. It's unnatural.
I think some has to sit ol' Elton down and explain to him exactly what the definition of "natural" and "unnatural" is.
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:29:44 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for not reading the whole article since 1999)
To: RacerF150
I lost it right there! Hes so B-list these days he couldnt even make Michael Jacksons character witness brigade, and that was five hundred names strong and had fifteen dead people on it.
That was my spot!
To: fight_truth_decay
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:30:31 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(If you think pushing 40 is hard, try dragging it!)
To: fight_truth_decay
Bullocks! Utter twaddle! Steaming horse droppings! thundered Sir Elton I'm sorry, but anyone who talks like this deserves everything that comes his way.
To: fight_truth_decay
Hes so B-list these days he couldnt even make Michael Jacksons character witness brigade, and that was five hundred names strong and had fifteen dead people on it.
Mine as well!! you beat me to it.
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posted on
04/27/2005 1:36:52 PM PDT
by
protest1
To: fight_truth_decay
Dame Eltons just got his knickers in a twist because Camillas the official queen of England, Now that's funny.
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