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DFU SONG: Take Me Out to the Ballgame (drunken killer lifeguard challenges Rummy)
DFU SONGS | 6-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/26/2005 8:41:56 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME

Take me to Teddy's ballgame...we'll hear him shouting loud
He will tell Rummy he ought to quit
We know Teddy is so full of it

He will root, root, root for the bad guys
If we lose it's a shame
For it's one, two, three fifths he's drunk
That is Teddy's game

Take me to Teddy's ballgame...he'll go out on a bridge
We hear a big splash and a gurgle sound
He hopes the body never is found

He will root, root, root for the bad guys
If we lose it's a shame
For it's one, two, three fifths he's drunk
That is Teddy's game


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: ahole; bridge; chappaquiddick; drunk; gurgle; kennedy; kickedoutofcollege; lifeguard; lowlife; maryjo; oldsmobile; rummy; slob; swimmer
Please add your best mocking links and pictures of Kennedy to this thread.


1 posted on 06/26/2005 8:42:03 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: All

Ted Kennedy's Drink of the Month

Thursday, April 28, 2005

By Virginia Morgan (http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/stu/eberte/articles/may05/ted_kennedy.htm)

The Patriot Staff

When not ambling through the halls of Congress or filibustering judicial nominees on the floor of the Senate, there’s nothing Senator Kennedy likes more than kicking back on the shores of Chappaquiddick with a nice, cold drink in his hand. Each week this column will highlight one of Senator Kennedy’s favorite drinks.

This week’s drink: Mango Madras*!

Mango Madras*

Ingredients

1.5 oz Malibu Mango Rum

2.0 oz Orange Juice

2.0 oz Cranberry Juice

Ice

Directions

1) Fill cocktail shaker with ice

2) Add rum, orange juice and cranberry juice

3) Shake thoroughly

4) Enjoy!


2 posted on 06/26/2005 8:46:01 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

Day dream: teddy kennedy ( Seagrams ) Mass. berates someone and has the witness lean into the mike and pause for a very long time. When this causes pin drop silence, the witness says "Senator you have no moral grounds to ask me what time it is, let alone attempt to berate me. Good day sir. " Then get up and walk out on the fat bastard.


3 posted on 06/26/2005 8:49:24 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Dealing with liberals? Remember: when you wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty and he loves it.)
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To: jmaroneps37
Make it mandatory:
Any Ted Kennedy story must be accompanied by a mandatory "Ted in Neck Brace" photo.
That is all...
4 posted on 06/26/2005 9:31:03 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

5 posted on 06/26/2005 12:41:30 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

The link's changed. It's moved to: http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/stu/eberte/articles/may05/ted_kennedy.htm and I'm actually the writer of the column. Glad someone enjoys it! Thanks!


6 posted on 07/25/2005 10:41:51 AM PDT by ElephantGrl82
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To: ElephantGrl82

Glad you dropped by this thread. We'll enjoy the drink during the Roberts confirmation.


7 posted on 07/25/2005 11:09:19 AM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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