Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army
So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.
Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?
Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.
If it involves riding canoes through the backwoods of Georgia, you might want to bring extra arrows and make sure the juice in your cell phone is charged up.
I always look before I click..... LOL!
You really know how to keep a secret! I see why they chose you.
A society where you do nothing and get paid large sums of money?
They're inviting you to be a U.S. Senator?
sounds like a secret society of internet trolls
Zzzzzzzzzz.....
And FYI, you can't compete with my sense of humor...LOL.
Bye now...you sick....(fill in the blank)...LOL!
Anytime someone tells me to click "here", I mouse over first to see where it's taking me.
You're the reason why.
I'm coming over. Please do not try to defend yourself. You'll only make it worse.
They want to see if you're dumb enough to respond to their overture. If you are, they will sell your information to every tellmarketer in the Western World.
HINT: It's Kevin Bacon
I figure its either that or becoming a member of the hollywierd elite.
Death by bunga bunga
You forgot the last step. Point to your head, and spell the abbreviation for mountain.
At the first meeting, be sure to be packing. I recommend a 9mm in a shoulder holster, and a .38 snubnose in an ankle holster.
Attach your keys to a kubikan so if your firearms get confiscated, you can still make them hurt if they try anything funny.
Me like bunga bunga.
But I'm NOT on a computer, and there are many others on FR who run into this problem as well.
It was rude and inconsiderate..HOWEVER, I will know not to take COOPS posts seriously from now on...LOL!
sw
No, its from Clifton, New Jersey.
This looks like a zot thread....
Reading on
What are you using? An Etch-A-Sketch?
Should I tell him only a few of us have a decoder ring?
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