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Need advice: I have been asked to join a secret society.
Letter ^ | 8/3/05 | Self

Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army

So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.

Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?

Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.


TOPICS: Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: decoderring; freemasonry; humminahummina; ivegotasecret; masonic; masons; secretsociety; shhhh; thereisnoconspiracy
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1 posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:37 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Sam's Army

Are you logged in? ;-)


2 posted on 08/03/2005 6:26:39 AM PDT by PilloryHillary (Joey Buttafuco + A College Education = Bill Clinton)
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To: dead; dirtboy; lowbridge

Fyi..


3 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:02 AM PDT by Dog
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To: PilloryHillary

Shhhh, don't tell, it's a secret.


4 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:05 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Sam's Army

Run. Away. Fast.


5 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:09 AM PDT by Martin Tell (Red States [should act like they] Rule)
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Shhhhhh. it's a secret.

6 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:11 AM PDT by mware
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To: Sam's Army

If you're asking us I would suggest that the secret society seek membership from people who can keep a secret.


7 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Sam's Army

I'm a member of the Landgrabb Society.


8 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:06 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

I do, but it's a secret.

9 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:15 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

I can't tell you!

10 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Will work for a tagline.)
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To: Owl_Eagle; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; The Other Harry

Need-advice-within-48-hours-to-decide-whether-to-join-secret-society-ping.


11 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:21 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Sam's Army
I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.

Wuss.

12 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:27 AM PDT by Maceman (Pro Se Defendant from Hell)
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To: Sam's Army

Amorc.


13 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:43 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (It is Watergate yet? Is it Watergate yet?)
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To: Sam's Army

Don't send them any money.


14 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:50 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Sam's Army

I once belonged to a Secret Society. Had our own decoder rings and everything. But when the time came to use my ring, it was just a stupid advertisement for Ovaltine.

What a gyp!


15 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:52 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("For the day of the Lord is great and very awesome, who can endure it?" Joel2:11)
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To: Sam's Army

"But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go"


Somehow I don't think a secret society means no work. It may just be me though.


16 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:58 AM PDT by KansasConservative1
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To: Maceman

LMAO


17 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:09 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Sam's Army

Pssst...I'm a member of a secret society called SENDMEYOURMONEY.


18 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:12 AM PDT by Dog
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To: Sam's Army

Trait=Sucker (Send money)


19 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:13 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe you did?))
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To: Sam's Army

Maybe the hazing will be some kind of "Eyes Wide Shut" sex ritual. Better bring that quarter along just in case something goes wrong.


20 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:21 AM PDT by LanPB01
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To: Sam's Army

Is it a missive from Nigeria?


21 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:26 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Sam's Army

You're special.
Free stuff, just for responding.
Limited time only.

Sounds like a scam.


22 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:34 AM PDT by anonymous_user (You gotta be passionate about something. I guess.)
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To: Sam's Army
All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.

Sounds like a scam to me, much like the pitch from time share sales agents.

23 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:37 AM PDT by Mister_Diddy_Wa_Diddy
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To: Sam's Army
Please don't repeat this, but I belong to one:


24 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:59 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: ItsOurTimeNow

Drink more Ovaltine..


25 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:03 AM PDT by Dog
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To: Sam's Army

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Check out my homepage.


26 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:07 AM PDT by Valin (The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.)
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To: Sam's Army
Was it the Stone Cutters?


27 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:08 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Sam's Army
Just reply, you might get lucky and become a scientologist. /sarcasm
28 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:13 AM PDT by Preachin' (Enoch's testimony was that he pleased God: Why are we still here?)
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To: Sam's Army

Was the return address in Nigeria or the Haiti?


29 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:21 AM PDT by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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To: Dog

You beat me by 1 second!


30 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:21 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe you did?))
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To: Sam's Army

DO IT! Then tell us the secrets.


31 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:40 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Sam's Army

JOIN!

Then when your in good and tight write a book!
Blood oaths don't mean anything now-a-days!


32 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:41 AM PDT by NormB (Yes, but watch your cookies!!)
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Wouldn't be too secret if I told you, would it.

33 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:44 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America)
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To: theDentist
"Is it a missive from Nigeria?"

No, it's from New Jersey. So it's gotta be legit, I think...

34 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:48 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Sam's Army

Tin Foil division of the Bilderburg Brigade?

Three keys to a secret:

1) No paper
2) No pictures
3) Deny, deny, deny

Doesn't look secret to me.


35 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:54 AM PDT by IamConservative (The true character of a man is revealed in what he does when no one is looking.)
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To: Sam's Army

I belong to "Mothers of Many Young Siblings," but it's not all *that* secret. We're the ones with the gray hair, driving 15-passenger vans and mumbling to ourselves.


36 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Fresh Wind

"Amorc."

Amway?


37 posted on 08/03/2005 6:30:55 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Mexico, the 51st state.)
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To: Quilla

LOL....... I was just about to post the same pic! ;-)


39 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:09 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Tampa Bay, Fl. The lightning capital of the world!)
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To: Sam's Army

If it requires you to keep in your house:

A midget
A trampoline
Seven pounds of butter
A case of chocolate whipped cream

Could ya give me the address?


40 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:20 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: Sam's Army

Was it from The Fedaralist Society, Judge Roberts?


41 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:21 AM PDT by The G Man (The Red States ... the world's only hope for survival.)
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To: Sam's Army

So the Stonecutters are recruiting again.


42 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:33 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Sam's Army

LO frigin L, you are asking The Other Harry for advice?


43 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:42 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America)
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To: Sam's Army

I belonged to a secret society once. I enjoyed it, but then Tommy's dad tore down the treehouse, Katie moved to Amarillo, Melody became friends with some other kids on the next block, and the rest of us all just kind of lost interest after that.


44 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:42 AM PDT by TrebleRebel
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To: Sam's Army

Just as bad....does it come from McGreevy?


45 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:42 AM PDT by Dog
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To: Valin

I'm a Turtle.


46 posted on 08/03/2005 6:31:57 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Sam's Army

I belong to the "He-Man Women-Hater's Club".


47 posted on 08/03/2005 6:32:36 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: IamConservative

The proper spelling is BUILDABURGER.


48 posted on 08/03/2005 6:32:45 AM PDT by Dog
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To: tiredoflaundry

Well now that is spooky as I'm SO tired of laundry. ;-)


49 posted on 08/03/2005 6:32:50 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Rebelbase

50 posted on 08/03/2005 6:32:50 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (It is Watergate yet? Is it Watergate yet?)
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