Need advice: I have been asked to join a secret society.

Letter ^ | 8/3/05 | Self

[Sam's Army]

So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.

Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?

Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.

[PilloryHillary]

Are you logged in? ;-)

[Dog]

Fyi..

[Indy Pendance]

Shhhh, don't tell, it's a secret.

[Martin Tell]

Run. Away. Fast.

[mware]

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Shhhhhh. it's a secret.

[cripplecreek]

If you're asking us I would suggest that the secret society seek membership from people who can keep a secret.

[Indy Pendance]

I'm a member of the Landgrabb Society.

[JimWforBush]

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

I do, but it's a secret.

[JRios1968]

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

I can't tell you!

[Sam's Army]

Need-advice-within-48-hours-to-decide-whether-to-join-secret-society-ping.

[Maceman]

I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.

Wuss.

[Fresh Wind]

Amorc.

[Brilliant]

Don't send them any money.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

I once belonged to a Secret Society. Had our own decoder rings and everything. But when the time came to use my ring, it was just a stupid advertisement for Ovaltine.

What a gyp!

[KansasConservative1]

"But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go"


Somehow I don't think a secret society means no work. It may just be me though.

[JimWforBush]

LMAO

[Dog]

Pssst...I'm a member of a secret society called SENDMEYOURMONEY.

[#1CTYankee]

Trait=Sucker (Send money)

[LanPB01]

Maybe the hazing will be some kind of "Eyes Wide Shut" sex ritual. Better bring that quarter along just in case something goes wrong.

[theDentist]

Is it a missive from Nigeria?

[anonymous_user]

You're special.
Free stuff, just for responding.
Limited time only.

Sounds like a scam.

[Mister_Diddy_Wa_Diddy]

All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.

Sounds like a scam to me, much like the pitch from time share sales agents.

[Quilla]

Please don't repeat this, but I belong to one:

[Dog]

Drink more Ovaltine..

[Valin]

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Check out my homepage.

[darkwing104]

Was it the Stone Cutters?

[Preachin']

Just reply, you might get lucky and become a scientologist. /sarcasm

[Publius6961]

Was the return address in Nigeria or the Haiti?

[#1CTYankee]

You beat me by 1 second!

[1Old Pro]

DO IT! Then tell us the secrets.

[NormB]

JOIN!

Then when your in good and tight write a book!
Blood oaths don't mean anything now-a-days!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Wouldn't be too secret if I told you, would it.

[Sam's Army]

"Is it a missive from Nigeria?"

No, it's from New Jersey. So it's gotta be legit, I think...

[IamConservative]

Tin Foil division of the Bilderburg Brigade?

Three keys to a secret:

1) No paper
2) No pictures
3) Deny, deny, deny

Doesn't look secret to me.

[Tax-chick]

I belong to "Mothers of Many Young Siblings," but it's not all *that* secret. We're the ones with the gray hair, driving 15-passenger vans and mumbling to ourselves.

[Rebelbase]

"Amorc."

Amway?

[tiredoflaundry]

LOL....... I was just about to post the same pic! ;-)

[RandallFlagg]

If it requires you to keep in your house:

A midget
A trampoline
Seven pounds of butter
A case of chocolate whipped cream

Could ya give me the address?

[The G Man]

Was it from The Fedaralist Society, Judge Roberts?

[justshutupandtakeit]

So the Stonecutters are recruiting again.

[Fierce Allegiance]

LO frigin L, you are asking The Other Harry for advice?

[TrebleRebel]

I belonged to a secret society once. I enjoyed it, but then Tommy's dad tore down the treehouse, Katie moved to Amarillo, Melody became friends with some other kids on the next block, and the rest of us all just kind of lost interest after that.

[Dog]

Just as bad....does it come from McGreevy?

[Indy Pendance]

I'm a Turtle.

[dljordan]

I belong to the "He-Man Women-Hater's Club".

[Dog]

The proper spelling is BUILDABURGER.

[Quilla]

Well now that is spooky as I'm SO tired of laundry. ;-)

[Fresh Wind]