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Need advice: I have been asked to join a secret society.
Letter ^ | 8/3/05 | Self

Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army

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To: Coop

You totally suck!!


101 posted on 08/03/2005 6:42:50 AM PDT by WV Mountain Mama ("Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus" never has better advice been given.)
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To: B4Ranch
You nailed it, B4R.

Nova Tech Society will send a FREE pamphlet, but the book has to be ordered and paid for.

Googling is our friend...

sw

102 posted on 08/03/2005 6:43:26 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Sam's Army

NUR.... thats "run" spelled backwards!


103 posted on 08/03/2005 6:43:34 AM PDT by Tolkien (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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To: Sam's Army
I tried joining this one because it has a great name but they said I have an appendage that disqualified me:

Secret Society of Lesbian Propellerheads

104 posted on 08/03/2005 6:44:14 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Does it hurt when they shear your wool off?)
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To: Fresh Wind

105 posted on 08/03/2005 6:44:17 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Mexico, the 51st state.)
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To: Indy Pendance
"I'm a Turtle."

LOL! Yep, me, too. I haven't thought of that for a looooong time. "You bet your sweet *ss I am!"

106 posted on 08/03/2005 6:44:23 AM PDT by redhead ("Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!"...Batman, aka Bruce Wayne)
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To: Sam's Army
I've heard you must use THIS in the secret society:


107 posted on 08/03/2005 6:45:08 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: hford02
YES, I belong to a secret society. The "Ancient Order of Druids" but whenever we are asked about our group we are always supposed to lie. In fact "real" druids have many years of training in the art of lying (like ninjas of veracity). As part of our training we must lie at least three times a day, seven days a week. Of course I'm lying right now but you could never detect it because I have been in advanced training in the US House of Representatives as well as the "Ancient Order of Druids"

I don't believe you.

108 posted on 08/03/2005 6:45:20 AM PDT by Coop (www.heroesandtraitors.org)
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To: redhead

Cool! I found my membership card a couple months ago, while cleaning my desk!


109 posted on 08/03/2005 6:45:29 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: WV Mountain Mama

I belong to the Alt-F4 society.


110 posted on 08/03/2005 6:45:37 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Mexico, the 51st state.)
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To: Sam's Army
I have been asked to join a secret society.

Well, you blew it... and now they'll have to kill you.

111 posted on 08/03/2005 6:45:57 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: NRA1995

With regard to you tagline: San Francisco does need a certain number of gynecologists. What it doesn't need is obstetricians.


112 posted on 08/03/2005 6:46:15 AM PDT by Restorer (Liberalism: the auto-immune disease of societies.)
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To: Coop

LOL! I could see what would happen when I mouse-overed the link, looks like some other people just clicked on it.


113 posted on 08/03/2005 6:46:19 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Corin Stormhands
I was too busy transferring my winning funds from the UK National Lottery.

Cool.... if you run short, I'm about to come into some money from Nigeria.

114 posted on 08/03/2005 6:47:03 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: Brett66

I mouse over every link, it's a good practice, you never know what's out there.


115 posted on 08/03/2005 6:47:30 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Sam's Army; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; Constitution Day; ...
WE, THE ABOVE, DO INDEED BELONG TO THE SUPERSECRET MASSIVE ORDER OF THE REALLY EXCITING, COOL, OPTIMISTIC, WONDERFUL, BRAINY, EXCELLENT, AND LUCKY LEADERS. YOU MAY KNOW US AS:

M.O.R.E.C.O.W.B.E.L.L.

WE HAVE IDENTIFIED YOU, SAMS ARMY, AS A POTENTIAL MEMBER. WE SHALL EXPLORE THE STUDIO SPACE WITH THIS POSSIBILITY.

REMEMBER OUR MOTTO: "WE PUT OUR PANTS JUST LIKE YOU--ONE LEG AT A TIME. EXCEPT, ONCE OUR PANTS ARE ON, WE RULE THE WORLD!"

116 posted on 08/03/2005 6:47:30 AM PDT by TheBigB (Never insult seven men if you're only holding a six-gun.)
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To: Sam's Army
New Jersey! Legit! Gotta be!

Oh, G*d! Please make me stop laughing!

117 posted on 08/03/2005 6:47:48 AM PDT by katana
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To: Coop

You don't believe me because my lies are so skillfull.


118 posted on 08/03/2005 6:48:07 AM PDT by hford02 (the PETA gay pagan vegan community awaits their turn to be the silent majority)
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To: Brett66
It's human nature. :-) I wouldn't remember that ol' trick if I hadn't fallen for it previously.

What do you want to bet that someone went crying to the mods over it? :-)

119 posted on 08/03/2005 6:48:12 AM PDT by Coop (www.heroesandtraitors.org)
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To: hford02

I must raise a practical question at this point.....are we gonna do "Stonhenge" tonight?

NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO F*KING "STON 'ENGE"!!


120 posted on 08/03/2005 6:48:14 AM PDT by NRA1995 (West Virginia needs neurosurgeons like San Francisco needs gynecologists)
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