Posted on 08/09/2005 6:41:47 PM PDT by Trteamer
Today I encountered PETA protesting at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I just could not let this stand unopposed so an emergency FReep was let loose on the PETA morons, much to the delight of the business owner and local ranchers........
Of those, I have had squirrel but it was so long ago I don't remember what it tastes like.
I mostly stick with beef and pork and deer occasionally.
Hey glockster--ping to #33. Any of your Salt Lake FRiends up for some KFC and a bit of fun?
It tastes like...*looking around furtively*...(((chicken))).
Amusing and effective. Thanks for sharing. :-)
This is one great read! I laughed so hard my sides are hurting. Wish I could have seen you in action!
Salt Lake City
— Bound to a wheelchair and repeatedly crossing the road in front of a local KFC, an activist in a giant chicken costume will lead a protest against KFC suppliers’ abusive treatment of chickens. Protesters will pass out leaflets and hold signs that proclaim, "KFC Tortures Chickens." One activist will wear a body screen TV showing shocking undercover video footage of chickens in factory farms and slaughterhouses:
Date: Wednesday, August 10
Time: 12 noon
Place: KFC, 3890 S. State St.
Tell him that his body screen doesn't work in direct sunlight, and that Cheyenne KFC called, his take out order is getting cold.
Ping-a-roo.
What fun!
What're you? some kinda commie??
Seriously, nice work..enjoying some homemade fried chicken myself this evening.
"So your from Virginia, well son, this is Wyoming. Are you brain dead?"
Sir, you are MY HERO! Good freepin!
The funniest thing is that I am a capitalist businessman. I even had a tie on.
Eating chicken and grinning! And it only took a half an hour.
Y"all GOTTA read this! LOL!!!
LOL!!! OH! That makes it even better! LOL!!! Oh my sides!! LOLOLOL!!
You haven't changed a lick in three years! Still going after every nut!
Even tho I'm way out in the San Juans now, I still enjoy seeing what the Colorado folk are up to.....any word from Island Princess?
Thanks for the ping,
chgomac
What're you? some kinda commie??
LOL! I had just finished lunch before I came upon PETA.
LOL! Great job!!
WAY TO GO, Trteamer!!!! I love it! If there was a KFC within a hundred miles of here, I'd go order some just to honor you! LOL You've got me "cacklin'" over the "roosting" you gave PETA. They cried fowl, and you laid a golden egg....after eating KFC. I have to wing it to you, you rule the roost! Cockadoodledoooooooooooooooooo....
Oh, man.. I'm laughing so hard picturing this. How COOL!
My husband had chickens he raised from babies. He'd eat the eggs. Me, personally, I couldn't eat the eggs.. not because Im an egg hater.. but after cracking open one to put in an omelet..and seeing eyes stare up at me..
Anyway, I know chickens aren't as dumb as we think, and I don't like the thought of "inhumane" beatings and alleged "cruelty". however.. chickens are part of the food chain. And you sure as hell wouldnt see me standing in front of a KFC in a silly chicken suit. These people have nothing better to do? sheesh.
I ought to watch out, eh? Most of my chickens died in a coop fire caused by a faulty heater. Those that didnt fry darn near froze to death. I don't think PETA would like to have heard the jokes that day.. LOL
It's a fact that there is a certain percentage of animal parts in all our foods-Grains included, due to bugs, rodents, etc slipping into the machinery. The government actually allows a certain percentage. Hmm.. do those hypocritical PETAns realize they eat meat too, whether they like it or not. Ha Ha.. jokes on them
I also love the Carls JR commercial where they try to get the chicken to do stuff like, "Chicken, collate" "Chickens are only good for one thing, eating" PETA must fume at that commercial.
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