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Woman a magnet for suicidal deer
The Charleston Post & Courier ^ | 09-16-05 | Andrew Dys

Posted on 09/16/2005 7:25:15 AM PDT by smoothsailing

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1 posted on 09/16/2005 7:25:15 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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2 posted on 09/16/2005 7:26:51 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
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ping


3 posted on 09/16/2005 7:27:24 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: smoothsailing

Late night "bowling".


4 posted on 09/16/2005 7:27:49 AM PDT by JohnnyZ (I'm marrying a woman before they make gay marriage mandatory!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Her pearls are hiding her navel.


5 posted on 09/16/2005 7:28:18 AM PDT by Loud Mime (War is humanity's way of ridding the world of tyrannies caused by the ignorance of liberalism)
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To: smoothsailing

That is just creepy. My wife has had several near misses and now is deathly afraid of deer. She is actually convinced they are out to get her.


6 posted on 09/16/2005 7:28:46 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: smoothsailing

I'd say that area is long overdue for a deer poulation reduction.

White-tailed rats with antlers.


7 posted on 09/16/2005 7:30:35 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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She told the Genie that she wanted the big bucks.


8 posted on 09/16/2005 7:30:58 AM PDT by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

That must be the deer in the headlight look?


9 posted on 09/16/2005 7:31:03 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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"Call her the Deerslayer. She's killed more deer than me, and I sit out in the cold tryin' to do it for years. She just turns the key, and they come runnin'."

Bwahahaha! DeerDestroyer! BambiBlaster!


10 posted on 09/16/2005 7:32:38 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: smoothsailing

I suppose that's better than being a tornado magnet like myself.


11 posted on 09/16/2005 7:34:09 AM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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LOL! Bambi Burgers,YUMMY!
12 posted on 09/16/2005 7:37:24 AM PDT by smoothsailing (Qui Nhon Turtle)
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Yeah. Extend deer-hunting season or something.


13 posted on 09/16/2005 7:40:13 AM PDT by jwalburg (If I have not seen as far as others, it is because of the giants standing on my shoulders.)
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To: smoothsailing; sockmonkey

LOL. Saw a local here with his grill bashed in. He had a sign in it's place that read:
The Deer is Dead!


14 posted on 09/16/2005 7:43:43 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Shocker! My son's political science prof is a Republican!...developing....)
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To: jwalburg

Or, allow no-limit taking for a year or two.


15 posted on 09/16/2005 7:53:05 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: smoothsailing

I had a deer run directly into the side of my car. I don't know if it's a herding instinct that causes them to "join up" or what.


16 posted on 09/16/2005 7:55:34 AM PDT by GVnana
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Maybe there's a way to make fuel from deer. Oh. The cat guy. Yes. This should work.

Why not deer?

17 posted on 09/16/2005 7:59:08 AM PDT by jwalburg (If I have not seen as far as others, it is because of the giants standing on my shoulders.)
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On a serious note. We just lost a young man studying to be a priest because the car he was riding in flipped when the driver tried to avoid hitting a deer.

No one loves animals more than I, but the over population of deer, coyotes, even mountain lions in peopled areas is wrong. It's not good for the animals and is becoming disasterous for humankind.
18 posted on 09/16/2005 8:01:05 AM PDT by MSSC6644
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My sister nailed a deer in her Bonneville. My mum got one with her front bumper -- it cleaned out her grille and the right headlamp. She showed it to me before taking her van into the shop -- there were tufts of deer fur sticking out of the bracket!

I know my time is coming. My whole family lives in a fairly rural, mostly agricultural area and I've had many near-misses. I know to drive slowly at dawn and dusk near Waterloo Rec (south central Michigan) or I'll be serving up Bambi-burgers on my hood.

19 posted on 09/16/2005 8:05:35 AM PDT by Kieri
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I suppose that's better than being a tornado magnet like myself.

Sounds like a story there. Please share some details.

20 posted on 09/16/2005 8:06:39 AM PDT by GOPJ
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