Dang. Do a search on hood ornaments and see what comes up. sheesh...
Posted on 09/18/2005 3:05:48 AM PDT by Caipirabob
Over a casual dinner, Rachel Kaplan turned to her boyfriend and asked, "You're open for a prenup, right?"
Darren Waldohlz, 38, a partner in a successful speed-dating business, admits he was caught off guard. But he said he realized a prenuptial agreement would protect the house he owns, too.
"It's not that I plan to get divorced," says Kaplan, 23, a single mom from Fort Lauderdale, who has a sizable inheritance. "I have to protect myself and my daughter."
While men are still more likely to seek a prenup, "women are becoming a more dominant force," said attorney Alan Braverman, who has offices in Fort Lauderdale and Boynton Beach.
Experts attribute the change to women marrying later or more than once.
"It's not uncommon in today's world that women are entering marriages with assets and stock options," said matrimonial attorney Jacqueline Valdespino, in Coral Gables. "Now both sides have equal bargaining power."
(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...
Dang. Do a search on hood ornaments and see what comes up. sheesh...
No harm/No foul....
Mercury
People get prenuptual agreements to protect their assets in the event of divorce, right? When a person comissions a prenup agreement they are saying to themselves that there is a possibility that the marriage will end up in divorce. There is a modicum of distrust of a future spouse in obtaining a prenup. A person is saying that they don't completely trust the person that they are marrying. Personally, I don't think it is that hard to find a spouse with which to have a life long marriage, therefore I see no need for prenup. However, I realize that some just don't want to go through the trouble and they should get a prenup.
Oh of course not sweetie. Not in a million million years.
Another zinger sent by Laura Earl
The Wife
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their Master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing?
How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed ! and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because
they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again
after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
But of course..we have to keep those lawyers happy, now don't we?
BWhahahahahha!
OK, I'm goin' home now.
Looks like a stylized Spirit of St Louis
Later.
hehhehheh...Hahhahhah...
remind me not to irk LE
LE would have popped a cap in my head before I could have splained it.
Q. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
ppfftttt LE would have blown him to smithereens before his feet hit the floor.
I've had two friends get divorced over the last five years. Both had prenups. Both prenups were found to be invalid and tossed.
; )
more importantly - I sincerely doubt LE would neglect CG the way the wife in the joke did her husband.
eeeewwww!
what do you get when you have ten blondes in a circle?
a dope-ring
And there you have it. Gotta work. TTFN....
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