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Posted on 10/05/2005 1:20:55 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.
"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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posted on
10/05/2005 4:38:34 PM PDT
by
fatima
(Have a beer-It is good for everything.)
To: Brad's Gramma; fatima; Harmless Teddy Bear
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
To: Leapfrog
Hi Sidebeer moderator.We also have this famous quote.
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns
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posted on
10/05/2005 4:46:57 PM PDT
by
fatima
(Have a beer-It is good for everything.)
To: Mo1; Lazamataz; All
124
posted on
10/05/2005 4:51:53 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(This tagline sponsored by the Masonic/Illuminati/NWO Conspiracy. BOO!)
To: uglybiker; Lazamataz
So long ago... when we were young and innocent. Well, young at least.
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:05:06 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!)
To: Brad's Gramma
Excuse me? You want ME to cook? No.
We want you to buy.
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:06:17 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Bring back dirndl !!)
To: deadhead
To: glock rocks
Just in:
$20 from Florida
$50 from Louisiana
$20 from Maine
Thank you Florida, Louisiana and Maine!!
To: Jim Robinson
Just in:
$20 from Florida
$50 from Louisiana
$20 from Maine
Thank you Florida, Louisiana and Maine!!
129
posted on
10/05/2005 5:14:31 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Bring back dirndl !!)
To: Jim Robinson
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; fatima
We're coming to your house,
we're coming today.
We're coming to your house,
for PIZZA, Yea! Yea!
More pizza poetry.
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:14:56 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: fatima
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
132
posted on
10/05/2005 5:15:20 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: Leapfrog
No WONDER he's got that goofy grin on his face! He's PLASTERED!!!!!!!
133
posted on
10/05/2005 5:15:47 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: glock rocks
No problem!
We can buy pizza!
We live in CA and ALL of us are independently wealthy AND movie stars AND have limos AND have jets AND all that stuff.
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:16:56 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: deadhead
Thank you, deadhead!
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:17:21 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: glock rocks
Just in:
$20 from Florida
$50 from Louisiana
$20 from Maine
Thank you Florida, Louisiana and Maine!!
136
posted on
10/05/2005 5:17:47 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: Brad's Gramma
I'll bet it's not everyone down there in the lap of luxury that can drive a Mog.
How much beer will that thing hold, anyway?
137
posted on
10/05/2005 5:18:23 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Bring back dirndl !!)
To: glock rocks
How much beer will that thing hold, anyway?We don't know, glock. We fill it up, start driving home, um, well.
You know.
138
posted on
10/05/2005 5:20:28 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
To: Brad's Gramma
I scream, you scream
We all scream...
Eeek! a cockroach! Kill it Kill it KILL IT!
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:21:39 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You put cockroaches on your PIZZA?
EEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwww......GROSS!!!
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posted on
10/05/2005 5:22:30 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Paging the Beer Mod. Paging the Beer Mod. We now have a Pizza Mod. Hellllloooooooo???)
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