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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: phatoldphart
I think Houston is a sprawling sh-thole and that Port Arthur is a pit. Outside of that, Texas truly is a great state with friendly people to boot. Love the Hill Country (cool German Churches), San Antonio, Austin, and even places like Del Rio have their charm (such as that city's museaum, with the largest creche display in North America).

A Shiner Bock to the Lone Star State and its people.

21 posted on 10/14/2005 4:09:51 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: TexasCajun
Same here, TexasCajun...giddyup!
22 posted on 10/14/2005 4:09:54 PM PDT by hummingbird (21st Century Newsreporting - "Don't get me started!")
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To: Rocky

Sheila Jackson Lee is from New York, Ann Richards now lives in New York.


23 posted on 10/14/2005 4:10:23 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: hispanarepublicana; HoustonCurmudgeon

Ping!


24 posted on 10/14/2005 4:11:46 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: 76834

Brady's BBQ Goat Cook-Off is the best.


25 posted on 10/14/2005 4:11:59 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: hummingbird

TexasCajun --> All Hat, No Cattle. :)


26 posted on 10/14/2005 4:13:27 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Clemenza
A Shiner Bock to the Lone Star State and its people.

Well, bless your heart, Clemenza.....ummmmm...Shiner Bock.
27 posted on 10/14/2005 4:13:35 PM PDT by hummingbird (21st Century Newsreporting - "Don't get me started!")
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To: phatoldphart

Die Sterne am Nacht
Sind gross und klar...

28 posted on 10/14/2005 4:14:30 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: phatoldphart

Texas is honestly the greatest place I've ever lived in, and I have now lived in the northeast, the midwest and the south. People here are laidback and friendly. I mean, the first day I stepped into the local church the folks there welcomed me with open arms. Frankly, if it wasn't for family(I'm a college student), I'd be happy to live here forever.


29 posted on 10/14/2005 4:14:40 PM PDT by PalestrinaGal0317 (We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity-Ann Coulter)
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To: phatoldphart

Texas is a great place, folks in West Texas are the greatest people on earth. Having said that I moved when I was 30 to the beachs of California and have missed only Lake Travis since I left (well Whataburgers too). Oh I miss those 100degree July - Aug days too but not much, although it is funny to watch people in San Francisco complain when the heat gets up to 80.


30 posted on 10/14/2005 4:15:06 PM PDT by SF Republican
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To: TexasCajun
TexasCajun --> All Hat, No Cattle. :)

Wouldn't mind a few wells on a huge spread, but we take what we can get, right?!
31 posted on 10/14/2005 4:15:07 PM PDT by hummingbird (21st Century Newsreporting - "Don't get me started!")
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To: phatoldphart

No offense, but Texas weather is so %#* hot and humid I about died from drowning in my own sweat when there. It was like being on the scorched surface of Venus, except with dripping humidity.


32 posted on 10/14/2005 4:15:57 PM PDT by Black Tooth (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: phatoldphart
"Night In Old San Antonio River Parade"

The River Parade and NIOSA are two different things. And, not even on the same evenings. The River Parade is Monday night, NIOSA is Tuesday - Friday night.

Overall though, a good piece.

33 posted on 10/14/2005 4:16:23 PM PDT by DaGman
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To: Rocky

Also left out Audy Murphy.


34 posted on 10/14/2005 4:16:35 PM PDT by csmusaret (Urban Sprawl is an oxymoron)
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To: B-Chan
Die Sterne am Nacht Sind gross und klar...

clap, clap, clap, clap

Tief im Herzen von Texas....
35 posted on 10/14/2005 4:18:09 PM PDT by hummingbird (21st Century Newsreporting - "Don't get me started!")
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Artist/Band: Clark Guy
Lyrics for Song: Texas Cookin'

I'm going down to Austin, Texas
I'm going down to save my soul
Get that bar-b-que and chili
Eat my fill then come back home

I'm gonna take my baby with me
We gonna have a high ol' time
We gonna eat till we get silly
Sho' do make a beer taste fine

Chorus

Oh my, momma ain't that Texas Cookin' something
Oh my, momma it'll stop yo' belly and backbone bumpin'
Oh my, momma ain't that Texas Cookin' good
Oh my, momma eat it everyday if I could

I know a man that cook armadillo
tastes so sweet he calls it pie
I know a woman makes pan dulce
tastes so good it gets you high

Get them enchiladas greasy
get them steaks chicken fried
Sho' do make a man feel happy
to see white gravy on the side

Chorus

I know a place that got fried okra
beat anything I ever saw
I know a man that cook cabrito
it must be against the law

We gonna get a big ol' sausage
a big ol' plate of ranch style beans
I could eat the heart of Texas
we gonna need some brand new jeans

Chorus

Guy Clark........... One of the finest song writer's, ever.

36 posted on 10/14/2005 4:18:39 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ('That was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together,' Cindy Sheehan")
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To: csmusaret
Also left out Audy Murphy.

While on this topic:

Adm Nimitz and Gen Eisenhower
Both from Texas
37 posted on 10/14/2005 4:20:06 PM PDT by 76834 (There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
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To: hummingbird; Clemenza
Spring is the season for bock beer. Shiner's fine, but a really good Texas beer you should try is that produced by Rahr Brewing in Fort Worth. Their strictly Reinheitsgebot blonde lager and black lager ("Ugly Pug") are perfect for Oktoberfest quaffing. Plus thay have a free Saturday afternoon tasting (100% draft!) at the brewery that can't be beat.

The Lone Star State is indeed a great place to live. I wouldn't make my permanent home anywhere else -- and I've been all over the world. As we say down here, como Texas, es no hay otro.

38 posted on 10/14/2005 4:22:37 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: phatoldphart

I've been to Southfork.


39 posted on 10/14/2005 4:23:05 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: phatoldphart

My mom told me never to ask people if they were from Texas. If so, they would tell you; if not, you wouldn't want to embarass them.


40 posted on 10/14/2005 4:23:45 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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