Posted on 10/20/2005 4:23:40 PM PDT by F14 Pilot
Great Flick!
LoL
LOL...that's what I thought, too. Looks like NBC sent the group to do the on-the-scene hurricane coverage. All they need now is a female reporter in a canoe!!
The towel-head tango?
"must have been a clearance sale at TowelHeads R Us"
Excuse me!!! The proper title is "SheetHeads". Much more politically correct don't you think?
You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
Marchers: Wir Mussen die Juden Ausrotten
from the South Park "Passion" episode
RE #158, Is that Rosie O'Donnell? LOL??
I am waiting for Prime Choice to put Cindy Sheehan in the front of the line...
Bump!
My reaction to the photo, and having some East Asian experience, it that the B.O. would be just horrific where the camera man is standing. You are talking weeks since the last bath or change of clothes on a lot of them.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR LIVES!
Our arses stink worse than the french!!!!!!!!!
Updated. You'll like this version:
CHORUS:
The Ummah was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
And now it's...
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
The Ummah is happy and gay!
We're marching at a faster rate
Look out, here comes the Khalifate!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Iran's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Winter for Christians and Jews
CHORUS AND JIHADI:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
JIHADI:
Come on, Mullahs,
Go into your dance!
SHEIKH "YERBOOTY":
I was born in Djibouti so they call me "Sheikh Yerbooty"
SHEIKH "MEL":
When we see U.S. Marines, we blow ourselves to smithereens!
ULULA:
Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming!
JIHADI #1:
Allah akbar!
JIHADI #2:
Allah akbar!
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Allah akbar!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
ALL:
Allah akbar!
MULLAH:
Allah akbar
Hail to thee
Mohammed's the goat bugger
Who changed history
Allah akbar
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Martyr in the land!
Every one of us is a martyr for Allah!
CHORUS:
Yes, we are!
MULLAH:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Four!
Allah akbar
Raise your AK
CHORUS:
Ulululululul!
MULLAH:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia stand and say
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
Allah akbar!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
Allah akbar!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
...stand and cheer!
THE BURQA-ETTES:
The Muslims are making a tumult!
We've got those infidels running scared
You gotta love those wacky Arabs!
The Mullah is making a tumult
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Mullah is making a tumult!
MULLAH:
I was just a camel humper
Just a simple man
Got a phone call from the Taliban
Told me I was Imam
Arabia was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Strapped on my suicide band
And went to Afghanistan
Now Allah's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2001.
Osama bin Laden was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
We hit the Pentagon and the WTC. And, would you believe it?
They made me Imam. Imam!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Allah akbar
Watch my show
I'm the Muslim Barbra Streisand
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone say Allah akbar
Allah akbar!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Butts up the heads up today
MULLAH:
Springtime!
Butts up to pray to Allah!
CHORUS MEN:
Infidels losing their heads again
CHORUS WOMEN:
Wife beating is in style again
MULLAH & CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Virgins are waiting for more
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
MULLAH:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
MULLAH:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
MULLAH:
You bet we'll be going...
MULLAH & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to holy war!!
"We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"
It should be made into a Broadway production again, so as to offend the effendis....
The delegation from the convenience store clerk's union proudly marches onto the field, in defiance of the German prohibition of goosestepping during the World Cup tournament in Nueremberg.
"Look! Look! We loook like communists marching! Oh man, we gotta show this to the Democratic Party so they'll have a more appropriate way of entering into Congress!"
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