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Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)
Drudge Report ^ | 30 OCT 05 | DCBRYAN1

Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1


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To: nascar242005

opps "lady"


181 posted on 10/30/2005 4:08:21 PM PST by nascar242005
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To: Menehune56

later ping


182 posted on 10/30/2005 5:43:35 PM PST by DCBryan1 (Veni, Vidi, Visa (I came, I saw, I spent))
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To: DCBryan1
Hey, Mo! You call THOSE fishnets?

THESE are fishnets!



Catherine Zeta Jones

183 posted on 10/30/2005 5:48:35 PM PST by RonDog
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To: andy58-in-nh
That's it barkeep, I gotta go write a column. Give me 2 boxes of wine to go!

Pray for W and Our Troops

184 posted on 10/30/2005 5:49:03 PM PST by bray (Iraq, freed from Saddamn now Pray for Freedom from Mohammad)
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To: All
Catherine Zeta Jones
And, for those who do not know the "backstory" of MoDo and CTZ, from www.drudgereport.com/dowd1.htm:




XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON OCT 21, 2002 12:41:19 ET XXXXX

LIMBAUGH: DOWD GARGLES WITH BOURBON; STINGING ATTACK ON NYTIMES COLUMNIST

In a ferocious assault that echoes the great journalistic feuds of the past, the nation's number one radiotalker Rush Limbaugh took to the waves on Monday to counter NEW YORK TIMES opinion queen Maureen Dowd, who this weekend labelled President Bush a "Boy Emperor"!

Limbaugh called Dowd's column "the most embarrassing thing I have read in a major American newspaper."

MORE

Dowd referred to Bush as a "boy" ten times on Sunday.

"The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed," Dowd wrote. "'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"

Limbaugh fired back: "You know, I've been struggling with whether or not to even mention this. I cannot believe that the people get all over Richard Mellon Scaife and his newspaper as being a bunch of crackpot kooks when her column that ran on Sunday, yesterday, is the most embarrassing thing I have read in a major American newspaper. This thing doesn't deserve to be in the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. It doesn't belong in NATIONAL LAMPOON as a parody piece. It's just mean, despicable, childish, and immature."

Limbaugh continued: "It's obvious Maureen Dowd hasn't gotten over her breakup with Michael Douglas who she thinks is a real American president but he didn't do anything but utter the words written for him by Aaron Sorkin and stand where someone director told him to stand and have his hair coifed by somebody who knew what to do, and then he blew it by running off with Catherine Zeta-Jones, leaving Maureen Dowd in the lurch. All she's got now is bourbon for mouthwash, and it's showing on her columns."

Developing...

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Filed By Matt Drudge
Reports are moved when circumstances warrant
http://www.drudgereport.com for updates
(c)DRUDGE REPORT 2002
Not for reproduction without permission of the author

185 posted on 10/30/2005 6:00:37 PM PST by RonDog
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To: SkyPilot

"My vibrator is broken but my iBook isn't..."

186 posted on 10/30/2005 6:22:02 PM PST by BurbankKarl
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To: DCBryan1

http://www.drudgereport.com/dowd.htm


"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...

"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"

"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"

"Jerk"

"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."

"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"

"I'm On Deadline"

"Stop me--I'm turning into my mother!"

"Meet The Press."

"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"

"Announcing Donatella Versace's New Line For Winter."

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"You can't always get what you want"

"I am waiting for Scooter"

"Hey sailor, new in town?"

"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"

"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."

"Coming to HBO This Spring: The Women Of The New York Times"

"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"

"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"

"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"

"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"

"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"

"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."

"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"

"Where'd everybody go?"

"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."

"A week in Paris will ease the bite of it."

"Lookin' for Rove in all the wrong places."


187 posted on 10/30/2005 6:26:25 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maureen Dowd: "I'm trying to look sexy and alluring but instead I'm looking like the Wicked Queen from Snow White post hagification. Want an apple? Have a bite.."


188 posted on 10/30/2005 6:33:30 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Incorrigible

189 posted on 10/30/2005 6:45:57 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: DCBryan1

190 posted on 10/30/2005 6:53:47 PM PST by Ellesu (www.thedeadpelican.com)
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To: jellybean; cyborg; fortunecookie; onyx; martin_fierro; Lazamataz; arasina; Miss Behave
I just remembered it:



Mo Bitter Blues

191 posted on 10/30/2005 7:35:36 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: DCBryan1
 
Does this Ass make my bar look small?

192 posted on 10/30/2005 7:40:31 PM PST by Radix (I lost my Tag Line, but meanwhile I have this wonderful substitute thanks to Tag Line Helper.)
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To: DCBryan1

"Pig in a Poke"


193 posted on 10/30/2005 7:43:14 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Petronski

Heh. She's not unattractive, really. It's her bitter attitude, feminist demeanor and that sourpuss face that make her appear uninviting.

I actually like the red heels, but those sure are some mighty big feet wearing them. :o)


194 posted on 10/30/2005 7:45:12 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: Seeking the truth
"Is that barkeep, Dan Rather?"

Actually... sorry to say it... but he looks like a grumpy Richard Nixon.

195 posted on 10/30/2005 8:03:43 PM PST by albee ("Those that bite the hand that feeds them will lick the boot that kicks them!" - Eric Hoffer)
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To: Darksheare

:^)

I hope the airbrush artist got danger money.


196 posted on 10/30/2005 8:06:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Texas State Motto: "Regular or Extra-Crispy?")
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To: lawgirl
As per TLC 'What Not to Wear'...a fashion sign post. 'No need to match lipstick to shoe color.'

Three snaps, girlfriend!

197 posted on 10/30/2005 8:08:40 PM PST by PennsylvaniaMom (Shiny things distract me :))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Volunteer hazardous pay, and psychological trauma damages award.


198 posted on 10/30/2005 8:10:39 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NRA2BFree; tet68

The female mantis bites his head off. His body continues to go through the motions.

The male black widow tries to sneak up on the female. If he is successful, he will mate and then she eats him. If he is unsuccessful, she will eat him before he completes his mission.


199 posted on 10/30/2005 8:12:00 PM PST by Tymesup
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To: DCBryan1

Sorry - but I'd hit it.


200 posted on 10/30/2005 8:12:32 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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