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Peace with honor...
03-November-2005 | Ron Pickrell

Posted on 11/03/2005 8:41:47 PM PST by pickrell

The President needs to finally own up to the fact that this confrontation will degenerate into a Vietnam-like quagmire. The facts at this point are unmistakeable, and the body count is rising. Whether the bodies are sub-compacts, coupes or sedans, the number of cars killed rises nightly, as Mr Chirac seems to be out of touch with the wishes of the people.

People around the world are revolted at the carnage. What will it take until the French finally understand that the war is lost, and pull out of France? As usual in cases like this the President has finally secumbed to the pressure and agreed to an investigation. What did the Parisians know...and when did they know it? Surely the condition of the unfortunate among them was known to all, well before the dikes finally failed, but the tax levies were shamefully underfunded anyway.

Tonight three more Citroens were brutally murdered in a walk-by bombing. Sure, the local authorities claim that the training of French soldiers was proceeding at a furious pace, with classrom work often extending far into the morning and once held over into lunch. The criticisms that the battalions produced are worthless without American backing is, in the words of the French commander, "...a disappointing lie that produces great pain in the recruits...".

No doubt exists any longer that the repression now taking place under the soft suede boot of the French policeman is creating more Islamic extremists, at a faster rate, than can be harshly condemned and deplored. Rumors are arising that several of these Islamic freedom fighters have been taken to special prisons and subjected to looped Michael Moore interviews for hours on end. "My God," one of the local human rights activists muttered in horror, "If the American press learns of these atrocities at our hands, how will we ever be able to sneer again?"

Back across the ocean in the land of the Great Satan, Senator Durbin, one of the few heroes of Lafayette, was quoted as saying, "What difference does it make if Bush can't be reelected? The rest of us can't either, now. And we can't even seek exile in Frogland, now. What's a quisling to do?"

We in the Press Magnifique can now only watch in horror as the careful edifice of appeasement crumbles like a souffle in the surf. Who's to blame?

Oui are.


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KEYWORDS: cheeseeating; frenchresistance; humor; surrendermonkeys
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1 posted on 11/03/2005 8:41:47 PM PST by pickrell
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who is Ron Pickrell?


2 posted on 11/03/2005 8:43:27 PM PST by bnelson44 (Proud parent of a tanker!)
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To: pickrell

pickrell
Since Mar 21, 1999

Relative novice to the Free Republic forum.


3 posted on 11/03/2005 8:44:12 PM PST by zarf
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I have to admit I almost didnt get past the first sentence without screaming Troll, luckily with patience and perseverence I read further on.


4 posted on 11/03/2005 8:44:51 PM PST by aft_lizard (I need a new tagline since Miers is done for, any help would be appreciated.)
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Allez, vous troll! LOL!


5 posted on 11/03/2005 8:47:16 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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The President needs to finally own up to the fact that this confrontation will degenerate into a Vietnam-like quagmire.

Oh, did you come up with of this all by yourself, or were you told how to think?

Please provide documented evidence to support your side of the argument, and we will be more than happy to listen to you.

So far, the United States military has achieved a victory in every measurable aspect, beyond our best expectations.

Those of us that understand the factual information, could not ask anything more.

6 posted on 11/03/2005 8:47:40 PM PST by Hunble (Proud to be a SOLDIER'S ANGEL)
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Predictable, but funny nevertheless =)


7 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:00 PM PST by thoughtomator (Alito Akbar)
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Very clever. Thanks, and welcome.


8 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:52 PM PST by Capriole (I don't have any problems that can't be solved by more chocolate or more ammunition.)
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Never mind, I also failed to read the rest of the article.

SORRY!

9 posted on 11/03/2005 8:49:52 PM PST by Hunble (Proud to be a SOLDIER'S ANGEL)
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Funny post! Thanks for the laugh.


10 posted on 11/03/2005 8:50:12 PM PST by HelloooClareece (Anagram of New York Times....... Monkeys Write. (I Still have a water bucket))
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ROTF....: )


11 posted on 11/03/2005 8:50:24 PM PST by calrighty (C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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Before screaming "troll" or "Zot", make sure you read the WHOLE thing.


12 posted on 11/03/2005 8:50:26 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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The President needs to finally own up to the fact that this confrontation will degenerate into a Vietnam-like quagmire.

Luckily, I read past the first paragraph.

13 posted on 11/03/2005 8:53:16 PM PST by TankerKC (Done with the NFL..)
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Peace with humor..


14 posted on 11/03/2005 8:53:31 PM PST by RTINSC (What, Me Worry?..My company offers French benefits...)
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To: Hunble
Please provide documented evidence to support your side of the argument...

If he does, will you really read it? ;)

15 posted on 11/03/2005 8:54:21 PM PST by TankerKC (Done with the NFL..)
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Tony Blankley has nailed it all. Read this...if you have the guts (FR post #49)...

Tony Blankley...Where we are going awry!

16 posted on 11/03/2005 8:55:44 PM PST by Dark Skies ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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This (what is transpiring in France) is an insurgency, you know.


17 posted on 11/03/2005 8:55:51 PM PST by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970. Forget? Hell.)
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LOL! I almost didn't read past the first line either! Glad I did!


18 posted on 11/03/2005 8:56:43 PM PST by sneakers
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What will it take until the French finally understand that the war is lost, and pull out of France?

Their main problem is that no one will take them after they get out.

19 posted on 11/03/2005 8:57:34 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances and it advances relentlessly freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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Humor with honor? Oh wait...france. Geez.


20 posted on 11/03/2005 8:58:17 PM PST by tongue-tied (humor on hold)
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