Posted on 11/07/2005 1:49:12 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
In a stunning turn of events, the French Government today promised to put all the rioters on Double Secret Probation if they don't cease and desist their actions immediately. Jacque Chirac, contacted at his underground bunker somewhere on the outskirts of Paris said he's taking this drastic action because of the refusal of the rioters to stop burning stuff even though the government has told them they'll jump up and down and hold their breath if they don't.
This reporter (ahem) contacted members of Delta House regarding this escalation of threats by the French and responded that this is no time to mess around. Once the French start to threaten it will get worse and worse. Dean Ferber...err...President Chirac is fully capable of threats that far exceed the threat threshold (say that 3 times fast). Chirac further went on to state that effective immediately, a curfew is in effect meaning the police and all law enforcement will be off the streets by 10 p.m.
In a related note, members of Monty Python have indicated they're going on a reunion tour because they just can't pass this opportunity up.
kinda like "i before e except in budweiser"
LOL that's good..:)
Why do I get the distinct impression that the police chief's answer was something along the lines of "Whut the hail we s'poze to do, ya mo-ron?"
(Adjectives typically come after nouns in the French language, except for the times they don't ;-).)
More importantly, how do you say it in Arabic?
LOL..I can picture the keystone kops over there runnin every which way without a clue what they're doing or where they're going..
that was probably me since I'm the only one I know of sayin it..but if it wasn't, I'm flattered someone swiped the line..:)
Courtesy of this site.
that's "double secret probation" in arabic?
I did my best - one word at a time ;-). I couldn't find any free translators online that would do phrases of English to Arabic.
well in the words of a now deceased southern neighbor I used to have .. "you done good"
Except just now it occurred to me, I should have posted each word's translation backwards..... And Arabic is read from right to left. That's all I know. I haven't a clue about syntax and all that stuff. French I know. Arabic I don't.
We need to preserve the restaurants (islamofascisti can neither afford to patronize them nor appreciate the cuisine) and the wineries and vineyards since France's future Islamorulers are a tad fussy about adult beverages (as Rush calls them) and Paris and the art museums and Notre Dame Cathedral and Chartres and anything else REALLY Catholic. Trash the rest.
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