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Passenger Urinates In Aisle, Diverts Orlando Flight
Local 6 News and AP ^
| November 26, 2005
Posted on 11/26/2005 6:56:20 PM PST by B Knotts
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To: ketelone
He rubbed two toothpicks together...he he he
To: B Knotts
Ah, it just ain't Thanksgiving unless one pisses on a public conveyance on one's way home.
To: B Knotts
Just pilots. Oh yes, they finally recalled the America West pilots who were three sheets to the wind. It took some doing.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:09:55 PM PST
by
sine_nomine
(Every baby is a blessing from God, from the moment of conception.)
To: B Knotts
There was a wealthy banker from Connecticut a few years ago who got drunk and was refused alcohol service.
He retaliated by defecating on the food service cart (I am not making this up).
Gross.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:10:41 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: B Knotts
Maybe there was a line at the toilet because a couple was joining the mile high club.
When ya gotta go , ya gotta go.
To: lesser_satan
Ah, it just ain't Thanksgiving unless one pisses on a public conveyance on one's way home.Such great traditions...the turkey with all the trimmings...visiting friends and family...public intoxication and urination followed by an arrest...
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:12:07 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: Qwertrew
Why are they protecting this moron's identity? Minority?
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:12:36 PM PST
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: SkyPilot
Yeah, Letterman did his Top Ten Excuses. The only one I remember:
Oh! Like you never did it!
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:13:27 PM PST
by
dr_lew
To: ketelone
They confiscate lighters at airports these days!!!My wife, who won't quit smoking no matter how often she promises, walked through airport security with one today. I know; I was with her.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:13:34 PM PST
by
Dog Gone
To: B Knotts
So glad that I haven't had to fly since before 9/ll.
Sheesh
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:13:45 PM PST
by
mombonn
(¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
To: Qwertrew
Why are they protecting this moron's identity? Because he's black, Muslim or both?
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:14:13 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸Ooooh...I think I over-medicated¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸)
To: ketelone
Im pretty sure enlisting the help of a few burly passengersI'm on break.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:15:03 PM PST
by
krb
(ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)
To: B Knotts
To: All
"acting extremely inappropriately,".
Actually, on a lot of the flights I've been on lately, this would have been rather appropriate behavior! How I hate flying these days.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:16:17 PM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Interesting link)
To: Mr. Jazzy
The scene in the cockpit after this incident...
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:17:38 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: Senator Bedfellow
So, now we know where f.Christian spends Thanksgiving.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:17:50 PM PST
by
balrog666
(A myth by any other name is still inane.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts; Qwertrew
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:18:18 PM PST
by
cyborg
(I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
To: JRios1968
To: Dog Gone
I have flown quite a bit since this no lighter rule went into effect and have noticed that virtually every lighter makes it through too.
The only way it doesn't is if you get pulled aside for the "special" checks and searched. If they physically pluck one out of your bag they take it.
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posted on
11/26/2005 7:21:09 PM PST
by
KJC1
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