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You KNOW you're a FReeper husband IF....
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| 12-24-05
| Witch
Posted on 12/24/2005 11:53:14 AM PST by The Drowning Witch
1: Your wife is at church, but YOU are staring into a computer screen.
2: You can't eat dinner before you read the DUmmie Funnies.
3: You create a username for myour wife, but she dosn't know how to turn on the computer.....
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KEYWORDS: fr; freeper; freerepublic
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Soliciting additions from men (OR WOMEN) who have lost their minds here....
To: The Drowning Witch
You're reading this right now, instead of out at the mall getting your wife her Christmas gift at the last minute.
To: The Drowning Witch
4. Every bit of HTML code you know you learned at FR.
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:55:10 AM PST
by
shezza
(51 days "It's not so much about the Babe lying in the manger as the Man walking out of the tomb")
To: The Drowning Witch
I'm glad I ain't married.
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:55:50 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
To: Larry Lucido
What day is Christmas, it's coming up soon, isn't it?
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:56:19 AM PST
by
RobFromGa
(Polls are for people who can't think for themselves.)
To: The Drowning Witch
X. You kiss FreeRepublic goodnight and turn off your wife ;-)
To: The Drowning Witch
5. You spend half your time feeling guilty for all the time you spend on FR, and the other half refreshing the basis for that guilt.
Dan
/c8
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:57:19 AM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Lil'freeper
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:57:29 AM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." Pope JPII)
To: Larry Lucido
My husband reads whatever I send him, but he can't type. So he never signs on anywhere or posts anything. I barely get one sentence responses when I email him for something to bring home on his way.
But, he will go Freep from time to time, so this is really not a complaint. He's with us in spirit! And I thank God everyday I have him. Right now, he's at the Redskin/Giants game.
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:57:43 AM PST
by
vharlow
(http://www.vventures.net)
To: Larry Lucido
Or your reading this period! :)
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:57:44 AM PST
by
Scarchin
(www.classdismissedblog.com.)
To: RobFromGa
Christmas? Already? I guess I should plan to go shopping!
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:57:52 AM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: The Drowning Witch
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Bumping...
To: RobFromGa
"What day is Christmas, it's coming up soon, isn't it?"
I think next week sometime. Maybe Wednesday?
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:58:06 AM PST
by
jdm
(I'm not blunting.)
To: Scarchin
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:58:10 AM PST
by
Scarchin
(www.classdismissedblog.com.)
To: shezza
Every bit of HTML code you know you learned at FR.Guilty as charged
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:58:14 AM PST
by
Popman
(In politics, ideas are more important than individuals.)
To: Scarchin
To: The Drowning Witch; Jackknife
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:59:37 AM PST
by
The Drowning Witch
(Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
12/24/2005 11:59:59 AM PST
by
SouthTexas
(A Merry and Blessed Christmas to all.)
To: The Drowning Witch; PJ-Comix
1: Your wife is at church, but YOU are staring into a computer screen. I better not be, since I'm the pastor.
2: You can't eat dinner before you read the DUmmie Funnies.
Or WRITE the DUmmie FUnnies, right, PJ?
3: You create a username for myour wife. . . .
Is this one of those "modern marriages"?
To: The Drowning Witch
You create a username for your wife, but she dosn't know how to turn on the computer..... LOL! Testify.
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posted on
12/24/2005 12:00:15 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(See what I did there?)
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