U.S. Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]

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[SandRat]

The Navy (Marine Corps) never was a collection of sensitive liberals. HUOOA!!!

Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of a naval installation somewhere in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the Marines.

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

   "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

   "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

   "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

   "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

   "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

   "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

   "Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

   "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

   "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

   "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

[RetiredArmy]

Same thing though. AAFES runs them all now.

[injin]

here ya go :
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=7394

[SolidSupplySide]

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

I hope the good marines aren't wearing just tee-shirts off base.

[Fiddlstix]

ROTFLMAO!

[Riley]

How do you give a Marine "sensitivity" training?

At full voice, and with a baseball bat:

"YOU (bop) WILL (bop) BELAY (bop) THAT (bop) FREAKIN' (bop) CRAP!"

You must also outrank the recipient and outmass him, as well. :-P

[Modok]

I seem to remember that someone very, very high up in the chain of command believes, and has publicly stated whenever the topic comes up, that Islam is the Religion of Peace. Maybe he thinks these t-shirts are not compassionate.

[DugwayDuke]

Follow this link and see some reasons why it probably isn't for real:

http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/004862.html

[boxerblues]

funny but doubt its true...same thing here

http://www.globalspecialoperations.com/miljoke.html

[fish hawk]

I agree with this directive. Let's all be Politically Correct and kill the bastards quietly.

[Leofl]

With a large Baseball Bat.............lol

Just Kidding!!!!!!!!

Love our Marines!!!!

[miliantnutcase]

omg. Good point.

[68skylark]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people."

I want one.

[SauronOfMordor]

My personal favorite is 72 Virgins Dating Service

[manic4organic]

Fake or not, I want several of those.

[SauronOfMordor]

Followed by USA Parking Lot Development Corp

[SFC Chromey]

They mean in Kuwait or Qatar, places that when you go off-base you war civvies.

Most of the bases in theatre are army bases, hence PX. Everyone shops at these; Italians, Polish, Estonians, South Koreans, and any other coalition troops that are there.

[IronJack]

How do you give a Marine "sensitivity" training?

Have him work on his breath control and trigger squeeze?

Badda bing!

[Dick Vomer]

The question should be....How does a Marine give sensitivity training?

with an entrecnching tool and K-bar.

[Alien Gunfighter]

I dig it!

[Junior]

The other dead giveaway is that all Navy messages are in UPPER CASE (I get about a half dozen a week). This one is in upper-lower.