...is waiting in the wings.
Posted on 02/13/2006 12:38:48 PM PST by Rakkasan1
Cheney's Got A Gun Her whole world's come undone From lookin' straight at the sun What did that lawyer do What did he put you through
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun long media day's just begun Now Rita Cosby is on the run Tell me now it's untrue What did that geezer do
He shot a little bitty quail The man has got to be insane They say the spell that he was under The Rove and the thunder Knew that someone had to stop the rain
Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun his dog day's just begun Now the press is on the run What did that lawyer daddy do It's Halliburton's last I.O.U.
He had to take him down easy And put a pellet in his face He said 'cause nobody believes me The man was such a geezer He ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun Janie's Got A Gun Everybody better run
Cheney's Got A Gun his SNL skit has just begun Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem) 'Cause Cheney'sGot A Gun (Tell me it ain't right) Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Rove just robbin') his dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night) Cheney's Got A Gun the slow news day's just begun Now everybody's on the run Cheney's Got A Gun
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That is funny, and I say that as a big Cheney supporter!
LOL!!!
ROTFL
Parody Ping!
Yeppers - be interesting to see who sits up front for his next press conference...
maybe the quayle he shot was really dan.
...is waiting in the wings.
Who was that black writer who was an avid anti-gun activist years ago that shot someone in his backyard or something to that affect? I think he wrote for the Compost or the NYT.
Carl Rowan.
Carl Rowen was a famous gun grabber. But when someone was in his back yard swimming pool, he got his son's FBI service revolver and shot him.
Yeah, that's right, thanks. All I could think was Karl Rove. LOL
Carl Rowen.
At 0600 Central time, a guy came into where I work and said he had just heard this on the Bob and Tom Radio Show. It was sung by a comedian named Tim Cavanaugh.
Granted Dick was being facetious, but Jack Cade Agreed with him. :"some say it is the bee that stings, but I say, 'tis the bee's wax, for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since-"(referring to a legal document)
Looks like Jack talked Dick into it. I don't know who this Jack guy is but maybe if you're a lawyer you should go hide until someone explains to Dick that Shakespeare meant it as a joke.
Yeah, but can you imagine field dressing one? It would be like gutting a skunk. The stentch would stay with you for days.
Whittington came up behind and failed to signal that he was there or announce himself, which is proper protocol for hunters. Cheney, an experienced hunter, fired his shotgun without realizing that Whittington had approached the group.
Yeah, he shot a lawyer. The problem is that he used birdshot instead of buckshot. Actually it takes a silver stake through their heart at the stroke of midnight.
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