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Iraq War Distracts Bush from Cheney Shooting
ScrappleFace ^
| February 13, 2006
| Scott Ott
Posted on 02/13/2006 3:37:22 PM PST by Kaslin
White House spokesman Scott McClellan, peppered with reporters questions about Vice President Dick Cheneys accidental weekend shooting of a hunting buddy, said President George Bush was not immediately informed of the incident because he was too distracted by the Iraq war.
If, because of the war, the president doesnt have time to catch Usama bin Laden, Mr. McClellan said, when do you think hell find a moment to deal with a quail hunting accident in Texas?
In related news, Mr. McClellan said the Bush administration is sticking with its initial single-shooter theory.
From all indications, he said, the vice president acted alone. Lab reports show that all of the pellets came from a single 28-gauge shotgun which had the Vice Presidents fingerprints all over it.
Despite these assurances, the White House press corps buzzed with conspiracy rumors, including suggestions that the quail, which Mr. Cheney allegedly shot at, had not flown in a completely random, natural pattern, but seemed to intentionally pass in front of 78-year-old attorney Harry Whittington.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush43; cheney; harrywhittington; msmidioticy; quailgate; scrappleface
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To: Kaslin
But most of all it detracts from any mention in the media about Al Gore shooting off his stupid mouth.
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posted on
02/13/2006 4:52:28 PM PST
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Let's make government a liberal free zone.)
To: Kaslin
Lab reports show that all of the pellets came from a single 28-gauge shotgun which had the Vice President’s fingerprints all over it. A 28 guage? Cheney is tough. Mine's only a 12 guage and it darn near ripped my arm off that time I shot it.
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posted on
02/13/2006 5:08:16 PM PST
by
KarinG1
(Some of us are trying to engage in philosophical discourse. Please don't allow us to interrupt you.)
To: KarinG1
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posted on
02/13/2006 5:09:17 PM PST
by
CWOJackson
(Tancredo? Wasn't he the bounty hunter in Star Wars?)
To: KarinG1
You realize the article is a satire, don't you?
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posted on
02/13/2006 5:26:57 PM PST
by
Kaslin
("Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy" President G.W. Bush)
To: elhombrelibre
My favorite ignorant Liberal report today was the one that said Cheney shot his friend with buckshot. Dam*, those must be some big quail they were hunting, and his friend is truly lucky to be alive.Actually that was what FNC via AP reported first too, but then later Fox News corrected it and said it was birdshots
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posted on
02/13/2006 5:35:17 PM PST
by
Kaslin
("Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy" President G.W. Bush)
To: boomop1
Did you hear the lunatic asking Scott McClellan if the VP is going to resign?
Another pathetic lunatic asked: :under Texas law, is this kind of accidental shooting a possible criminal offense?
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posted on
02/13/2006 5:42:59 PM PST
by
Kaslin
("Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy" President G.W. Bush)
To: veronica
Yes it is but it is so on the target, so to speak, they are a bunch of loon's in the WH press corps. it is shameful and an embarrassment to watch these wretched people.
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posted on
02/13/2006 5:48:39 PM PST
by
boomop1
To: CWOJackson
'The VP should invite Helen Thomas along on his next outing."
Nah... she'd frighten away everyone, including the game birds.
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posted on
02/13/2006 6:19:28 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: GSlob
Shame buzzards aren't considered game birds. Here and Maddy Halfbright would make excellent decoys.
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posted on
02/13/2006 6:22:38 PM PST
by
CWOJackson
(Tancredo? Wasn't he the bounty hunter in Star Wars?)
To: Kaslin
I have it on good confidence that there was a grassy knoll nearby, too...
To: CWOJackson
She'd frighten away even the buzzards.
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posted on
02/13/2006 6:30:56 PM PST
by
GSlob
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