Posted on 02/21/2006 8:44:38 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
FORMER US president Bill Clinton has skipped a joint press conference with Foreign Minister Alexander Downer because he was feeling unwell.
Mr Clinton today signed a memorandum of understanding on behalf of his presidential foundation with the Australian Government to boost HIV/AIDS programs in the Asia Pacific.
He was expected to attend a joint press conference with Mr Downer and Qantas chairwoman Margaret Jackson.
But Mr Downer explained Mr Clinton's absence by saying he had been feeling unwell.
"I don't think he's been feeling very well for the last couple of days," Mr Downer said, without elaborating on Mr Clinton's illness.
Earlier today, during a speech to the global business forum in Sydney, Mr Clinton complained of feeling unwell.
Shortly before the press conference at Sydney's Westin Hotel, security staff removed two actors from ABC TV's satirical Chaser program.
IMO .. the hoof in mouth one
They would have taken the urine out of the old windbag very nicely!
Who is Unwell? And why is she letting Bill feel her?
A friend of mine was vacationing in Scotland and was at a golf course where Clinton was set to be. He said Clinton was too drunk to get out of the car.
I can believe that. Remember when he sprained his knee--orankle?--falling down stairs at Greg Norman's house? And the US press ignored it.
It's abut time for another presidential funeral here in the USA. I think Clinton may go before 92 year old Gerry Ford.
Was Lard Ass driving by any chance?
AIDS - That's what I was wondering?
Arsenic? Wouldn't put it past Hillary...... Anything to get a sympathy vote.....
Let's hope it's not AIDS and something more mild, like necrotizing fascitis.
then, Hilliary could marry a prominent lesbian activist and we could the show!
<< He's feeling something - but it's not unwell. An Aussie sheila, perhaps? >>
He's a clapped-out coke-snorting alcoholic bum bandit so he's probably crashed out the back of a seedy Oxford Street poofter bar with a Telstra transvestite or a couple'a' Qantas cabin poofters.
An occlusion of the major mesenteric artery leading to the large and small bowel would be my choice. It's rarely diagnosed in time to do anything useful and is therefor almost always fatal...aside from being terribly, I mean awfully, truly hideously painful...the bowel tissue becomes gangrenous...
I can't believe I said that. Who knew I could be so cruel and vindictive???
HUHAHAHAHA!
"He's feeling something - but it's not unwell. An Aussie sheila, perhaps?"
Perhaps Maurine Dowd. Afterall, she's doing a one week book tour in Australia. I'm getting sick.
Herpes flare-up.
Field testing condoms to reduce HIV no doubt......
It may well have been someone was going to confront him over the aids tainted blood he sold to Canada while he was governor of Arkansas.
He may also have a problem holding his liquor too. Err beer then. [Sorry, couldn't pass that up.]
Just when are we going to hear about this from David Gregory, Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Vanderbilt, Olbermann, Dana Bash, etc.???
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