Sic semper arsonists.
Don't think that is funny enough? Then try this...PLEASE! Fulfill my desire, and do us all a favor.
Posted on 03/08/2006 11:03:17 AM PST by presidio9
Two college students arrested Wednesday in a string of nine rural Alabama church arsons told authorities that the first fires were set as “a joke” and later blazes were intended as a diversion, federal agents said.
A third college student was arrested later Wednesday in the serial arsons, according to WVTM-TV of Birmingham.
Benjamin Nathan Moseley and Russell Lee Debusk Jr., both students at Birmingham-Southern College, appeared in federal court Wednesday and were ordered held on church arson charges pending a hearing Friday.
Matthew Lee Cloyd, reportedly a student at the University of Alabama in Birmingham, was arrested midday, the WVTM reported.
An ATF affidavit said Moseley told agents on Wednesday that he, Cloyd and Debusk went to Bibb County in Cloyd’s Toyota sport utility vehicle on Feb. 2 and set fire to five churches. A witness quoted Cloyd as saying Moseley did it “as a joke and it got out of hand,” according to the affidavit.
Moseley also told agents the four church fires in west Alabama were set “as a diversion to throw investigators off,” an attempt that “obviously did not work,” the affidavit said.
Arson investigators scheduled an afternoon news conference at the Tuscaloosa airport to discuss the arrests.
The first two suspects were arrested Tuesday night, NBC’s Pete Williams reported.
WVTM-TV, citing the state fire marshal’s office, said the two are students at Birmingham Southern College and were arrested at a college dorm.
The federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives made the Alabama church arson case a top priority as scores of agents joined state and local law officers in the probe.
Authorities analyzed tire tracks and traced the purchase of the tires to
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A federal source said the apparent motive was that the three students just liked to set and watch fires.
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were ordered held on church arson charges
Is that distinct from ordinary arson?
Arson a joke? For college students? They need educating on their "sense of humor."
What's funny about setting fire to five buildings? Either these kids are complete morons, or there's more to this than they're lettin' on (or both).
After about 50 years in prison, it's gonna be hillarious.
Joke? I think not. These kids were up to more than laughs. Maybe a thrill, but look deeper in to their backgrounds. Could be even more.
College students. I'm sure their parents are proud.
Holy smokes!
It opens them up to possible "hate" crimes as well.
Where they are going the education they will get will be far from "Funny"
Drunk pyromaniacs.
I've seen stupid, but torching a church, thats stupid.
I know Clinton's stories of numerous church arsons in his childhood were bogus but there is a stigma over church arsons especially in the South.
They are going to be a real hit at the state pen.
Wasn't Condoleeza Rice's church burned when she was a child?
When I heard they were letting retards into college, I didn't believe it. This story appears to be proof of it, however. Hang 'em high.
Sic semper arsonists.
Don't think that is funny enough? Then try this...PLEASE! Fulfill my desire, and do us all a favor.
Look like the're going to have to finish their degrees via correspondence courses. At least their parents will save on dorm fees. ;~((
I guess they would find it hysterically funny if someone set fire to their parents house.
I am so glad these guys were over 18. Their next jokes will be performed in the State Dept. of Corrections. They can be tough comedy critics. ;o)
Good point - lol
I predict an extreme fear of this in their future: http://news.mywebpal.com/partners/680/public/news701956.html
"Three Floyd County Jail inmates were arrested on sodomy charges Tuesday for their alleged roles in the Friday night sexual assault of a fellow inmate, authorities said..."
Here's the amazing part of the story: "Authorities analyzed tire tracks and traced the purchase of the tires to Cloyd." I mean, wow. Who knew they could really do that stuff? It's like something off of CSI.
"That one?"---"A joke."
"That one?"---"That was a joke too."
"And that one?"---"Ditto."
"That one?"---"That one was a diversion"
"That one?"---"Another diversion"
"That one?"---"We went back to jokin'"
"And that one?"---"Jokin' was a runnin' strong"
"That one?"---"Back to diversions"
"And this one?"---"Hell, we'z just drunk for that one."
HAHAHA [sound of cell door slamming] HAHAHA [laughter fades, replaced by sound of clock ticking loudly].
I wonder what their DUmmie screen names are. And I would bet large money they are DUmmie posters.
Your new cell mate has some even funnier jokes, about how long it's been since he's had any and how nondiscriminating he's become as a result....
The feds will probably charge them.
Unbelievably stupid. I am honestly stunned by how idiotic this is.
Our kids REALLY need to be taught to respect authority. They honestly thought that if they set MORE fires they would throw off the cops who they assumed are idiots. Unbelievable.
I bet the fact that nothing but Baptist Churches were burned is easily explained, too? </sarcasm>
No s#!^, Sherlock.
Nobody was laughing at your stupid joke.
Nobody was laughing at your stupid joke.
Nobody was laughing at your stupid joke.
Afterall, didn't Louis Farrahkan say the other day at the State of the Black Union that America needed to burn.
I guess it was just an accident all the buidling were Baptist Churches?
Yeah, right. As if someone was going to respond to a burning church by saying "Oh-ho-ho-ho! A church in ashes! Ha-ha-ha! This is just the knee-slappin' funniest thing I've ever seen!"
Here Ben Moseley is pictured in a school play.
Russ DeBusk has a photo from another school play.
I’ve also found a Matt Cloyd listed as a student at Birmingham Southern College. At least two of thesee guys are involved in frats.
I’m out of time, but if someone else wants to poke around the ‘net…
I think they should be more afraid of what awaits them in the hereafter.
WERD...
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Apparently Russ didn't learn everything he really need to know in kindergarten. His nap time must have coincided with the "Don't play with matches" lesson.
Did they enjoy "Brokeback Mountain"?
Mebbe so, but you have to wonder why churches specifically. I'm thinking there's a little more to this than just that.
I had a conversation with an insurance investigator one time in which he stated that arson, especially among adolescents, is often linked to sexual abnormality. Don't know if it's widely true but it certainly was in the case of the arsonist he did end up catching. Little SOB had burned my boss's house down.
Well, they are going to need their sense of humor now... I am already laughing! :)
Three times, even.
I made no joke.
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