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Former Military Air Traffic Controller Claims Comet Collision with Earth on May 25, 2006
U.S. Newswire (a press release service) via Yahoo ^ | Apr 13 | Dr. Michael Salla

Posted on 04/21/2006 7:54:42 PM PDT by george76

Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented.

According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies.

He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: artbell; barkingmoonbat; bush; bushsfault; cheese; cheeseeating; circle; comet; crop; cropcircle; cuckoo; earth; eating; ericjulien; julien; junkscience; kooktokookam; merdeforbrains; missing; missingearth; monkey; moron; sanitydeprived; schwassman; surrender; surrendermonkey; tinfoil; tinfoilhat; wachmann; wheresthemoose
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1 posted on 04/21/2006 7:54:47 PM PDT by george76
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To: george76

What's the frequency, Kenneth?


2 posted on 04/21/2006 7:56:22 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: george76

i heard this on coast to coast last night. someone on there started talking about the space aliens deliberately zapping the comet to create pieces and coordinate an impact to show George Bush what a nuclear explosion will look like if he were to attack Iran. dolts


3 posted on 04/21/2006 7:57:09 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: george76

Since when is a sanity deprived frenchman to be beleived.

Which is it ?

Nukes, Crop circles or assteroids?


4 posted on 04/21/2006 7:57:40 PM PDT by axes_of_weezles
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To: george76

When the train goes of the rails, it goes all the way off the rails.


5 posted on 04/21/2006 7:57:57 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: neodad; NautiNurse; Howlin; Gabz; martin_fierro; Joe Brower

"the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves..."


6 posted on 04/21/2006 7:58:11 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76
According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

05/25/06 must have a lot of popcorn and beer ready.

7 posted on 04/21/2006 7:58:20 PM PDT by rocksblues (Rummy fan here!)
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To: george76

You just can't make this stuff up.


8 posted on 04/21/2006 7:59:13 PM PDT by Principled
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To: george76

President Chirac is currently assembling a delegation of ministers to offer surrender terms to the comet.


9 posted on 04/21/2006 7:59:13 PM PDT by RichInOC (JACQUES: CE QUE VOUS DITES!!)
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To: george76

I welcome our new alien effete, Marxist overlords.


10 posted on 04/21/2006 7:59:40 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: rocksblues

05/25/06 ...Good day for a road trip.


11 posted on 04/21/2006 7:59:49 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

12 posted on 04/21/2006 7:59:57 PM PDT by Thane_Banquo ("Give a man a fish, make him a Democrat. Teach a man to fish, make him a Republican.")
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To: george76
He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

I'm not sure I understand what he's saying: Is Bush decision to attack Iran related to the commet?

13 posted on 04/21/2006 8:00:14 PM PDT by paudio
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To: george76

So I should reschedule my dental appointment for June?


14 posted on 04/21/2006 8:00:44 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: george76
a former French military air traffic controller

I think I know why the word "former" is in the description...
15 posted on 04/21/2006 8:01:30 PM PDT by P-40 (http://www.590klbj.com/forum/index.php?referrerid=1854)
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To: george76

May 25th, eh?



My wifes birthday in on May 26th.

Does this comet stuff mean I don't have to get her a gift this year?



(Only joking honey, put down the shot gun ...)


16 posted on 04/21/2006 8:01:32 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (VPD of LCpl Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan's Kunar Province.)
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To: KevinDavis

ping


17 posted on 04/21/2006 8:01:50 PM PDT by raygun
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To: george76

That does it. I'm definitely not going to clean the house anymore if it's just going to blow up in a month.


18 posted on 04/21/2006 8:02:50 PM PDT by Fairview
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To: george76
"the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves..."

Wow! I'm safe on the other side of the world!!!

19 posted on 04/21/2006 8:02:50 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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To: george76
generates 200 meter waves

If everybody had a 12 gauge
With a sufboard too.
You see em shootin and surfin'
From here to Malibu.

Because he's totally bitchin'
Ridin waves and blastin' pigeons.
And its a' neat shootin' skeet when youre ridin' on the heavies all day.

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)
20 posted on 04/21/2006 8:03:29 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Principled
You just can't make this stuff up.

Yes you can, and he just did.

21 posted on 04/21/2006 8:04:20 PM PDT by Fairview
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To: george76

"French military"...............ok, now I understand.

Hey everybody, BBQ at my place on May 26th!!! BYOB


22 posted on 04/21/2006 8:04:33 PM PDT by Gator113
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To: george76


23 posted on 04/21/2006 8:04:48 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing)
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To: paudio; Grampa Dave; devolve; verity

Somehow it is Bush's fault.

The French logic is lost on me.


24 posted on 04/21/2006 8:05:17 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76
According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

The guy had me up to that point.

25 posted on 04/21/2006 8:05:39 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Proud soldier in the American Army of Occupation..)
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To: george76

Living in California, I went out and talked to my neighbors about this.

It seems we all think positive thoughts here, so we're okay.


26 posted on 04/21/2006 8:05:47 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: george76

Key Word, "Former"


27 posted on 04/21/2006 8:07:04 PM PDT by Sprite518
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To: Mike Darancette

the crop-circle correlation really was a buzz-killer. at that point it became onion material.


28 posted on 04/21/2006 8:07:04 PM PDT by WoofDog123
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To: george76
The Face of Credibility.

BUY MY NEW BOOK!!!

29 posted on 04/21/2006 8:07:50 PM PDT by Feiny (Now go bang your heads on your desks until something useful comes out!)
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To: george76
...in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

Wow, like, man, I was looking at my alphabet soup last week and it spelled out "earth doomed". Mystery solved!

30 posted on 04/21/2006 8:08:06 PM PDT by zipper
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To: george76

the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

Fries them just like the ignorant...


31 posted on 04/21/2006 8:08:13 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: george76
So the benevolent beings from outer space are going to save humanity by.... crashing a piece of space rock into the Atlantic and killing tens of millions of humans not to mention the french.
32 posted on 04/21/2006 8:08:41 PM PDT by spikeytx86 (Pray for Democrats for they have been brainwashed by there fruity little club.)
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To: theDentist

Even Richard Hoaglund called bull on this stuff, and he claims to see faces on other planets.


33 posted on 04/21/2006 8:09:26 PM PDT by GadareneDemoniac
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To: george76
I heard this on Coast to coast. So he's creating the moral equivalence between a pre-emptive US strike on Iran to save millions in Israel and the US and the Islamic bomb which Iran threatens to use against us.

Aliens don't like Bush saving our lives but they're okay with the Iranians nuking us? I knew I hated aliens.

34 posted on 04/21/2006 8:09:30 PM PDT by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: george76
M'sieu Eric, attendez-vous:

C'est temps...

35 posted on 04/21/2006 8:09:39 PM PDT by TXnMA (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Repeat San Jacinto!)
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To: george76
May 25, 2006

I'll just wait a few days before mailing the June rent check, then.

Guess I'll need to cancel cable and phone service, too.


He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies.

Has Rep. Kuchinich been seen packing for a long trip? And Louis Farakkan? Is the Mothership hiding behind the moon?
36 posted on 04/21/2006 8:09:54 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: george76
He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies.

Wouldn't a "higher intelligence" be able to send an email, or maybe make a phone call?

37 posted on 04/21/2006 8:09:56 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: neodad

Just tell him to say "jihadi potty" five times fast and it will disappear.


38 posted on 04/21/2006 8:10:38 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: george76
and generates 200 meter waves..."

200 meters high, or 200 meters wide? It would make a difference....

39 posted on 04/21/2006 8:10:59 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: Principled

"You just can't make this stuff up."

Uh, yes you can....

I heard Tom Cruise totally believes this theory.


40 posted on 04/21/2006 8:11:14 PM PDT by Feiny (Now go bang your heads on your desks until something useful comes out!)
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To: GraniteStateConservative

"What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal. It'll burn up in the atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head."

41 posted on 04/21/2006 8:11:26 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
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To: Principled
You just can't make this stuff up.

Uhhhhh? Apparently, you can...

42 posted on 04/21/2006 8:11:57 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: Rastus
That is NOT Mel Torme!!!
43 posted on 04/21/2006 8:12:27 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (VPD of LCpl Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan's Kunar Province.)
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To: tet68
If we all are still here, then it is off to Hawaii in June...with ET's, Angles, and Dolphins.


44 posted on 04/21/2006 8:13:08 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

I guess that will Bush's fault as well.


45 posted on 04/21/2006 8:14:24 PM PDT by Perdogg (entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem)
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To: george76

I guess that will Bush's fault as well.


46 posted on 04/21/2006 8:14:25 PM PDT by Perdogg (entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem)
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To: GadareneDemoniac
...he claims to see faces on other planets.

Not to mention ruins of ancient cities in ravines and craters. LOST CITIES OF BARSOOM

47 posted on 04/21/2006 8:14:26 PM PDT by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: cripplecreek
When the train goes of the rails, it goes all the way off the rails.

Over the cliff and into the lake as well.

48 posted on 04/21/2006 8:14:41 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: george76
Nah. It has long been known that the Earth will run head-on into the celestial axis on the feast day of St. Stephen the Protomartyr.
49 posted on 04/21/2006 8:14:52 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Mike Darancette
According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

Not a big deal.....it was at the cleaner's.....

50 posted on 04/21/2006 8:14:55 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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