No Link Between Ancient Italian Skeleton, Pelosi

ScrappleFace ^ | June 1, 2006 | Scott Ott

[Kaslin]

Although the Republican National Committee chairman this week called her “a prehistoric Democrat,” and Rep. Nancy Pelosi referred to herself as “an Italian-American Catholic grandmother,” archaeologists in Rome today said there is no conclusive connection between Rep. Pelosi and a recently unearthed 3,000-year-old female skeleton.

While some Congressional Republicans point out that the House Minority Leader and the 10th century B.C. skeleton have never been seen in public together, archaeologists call that evidence “circumstantial and speculative.”

“We would have to take DNA samples to be sure,” said the unnamed researcher, who noted that “just in case, the dig team has begun referring to the ancient bones as ‘Madame Speaker’.”

[butternut_squash_bisque]

LOL! Best laugh of the day, so far...

[Robert A Cook PE]

Better darn well not be any link between the two.

The skeleton is in much better shape, and has had the benefit of much improved cosmetic surgery...

[mikeus_maximus]

Pictures?

[kinoxi]

but what about battelcat?

[From One - Many]

Sorry but the article is incorrect.

The DNA research revealed........and proved
rep. pelosi is the mother of the recently unearthed 3,000-year-old female skeleton.

[Doogle]

[GunnyHartman]

I Knew It!

[Doogle]

pretty close

[kinoxi]

so, did she or did she not spawn battlecat?

[hometoroost]

I'd bet Bill Clinton thinks both look pretty hot - just that like South American mummy that got a rise out of him a few years back.

[Doogle]

did she or didn't she?....well...it was a lost weekend in Sacremento...the vineyards were closed...all the illegals had packed up for cingo da my....watever!!...and ...

[butternut_squash_bisque]

I bet they wheel that skank into an Earl Scheib paintbooth, and put that make-up each day. Remember Tammy Faye Bakker? Yikes!

[mikeus_maximus]

I Knew It!

The one on the left is just scarry.

[GVnana]

So which one is the before picture?

[pankot]

Of course not, it was Senator (the cadaver) Reid.

[txhurl]

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[tumblindice]

I'll bet she's got more `Bondo' on/in her than an `83 Chevy fleetside.

[reagan_fanatic]

Did they do a DNA test against Dracula?

[butternut_squash_bisque]

LOL! Or a '62 Checker Cab in Buffalo.